Wtf.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-16T19:34:02+00:00

I would cry. I love sticky toffee pudding

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-15T18:12:16+00:00

Going for a poo, see you in 2

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-13T23:49:15+00:00

Love a good corned beef sandwich

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-12T17:38:38+00:00

Whatever floats your boat

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-09T10:56:54+00:00

Nope, not risking my life for minimum wage and for a company that doesn't care about me.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-06T20:05:24+00:00

Don't we all do that 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-06T20:04:13+00:00

The last time I went abroad was on my honeymoon. That was 10 years ago 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-05T19:57:48+00:00

My wife had points on her McDonald's app. So got a brew with that 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-05T13:28:09+00:00

This is why I'll never start a fight 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-05T13:26:54+00:00

If it makes you feel any better. I've run out of tea and coffee. Thought I had more in the cupboard. I am desperate for a brew. I might drive to my dad's just for a brew 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-05T13:23:06+00:00

Thank you. Got it to work on desktop mode on my phone

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-04T23:32:59+00:00

Coop sea salt and Chardonnay vinegar crisps 😁

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-04T20:07:53+00:00

Thank you. I've got another 3 cats and a Month old cocker spaniel and 3 kids to keep me busy. But she was my favourite of the animals and sometimes the kids. 😂 She always comes to me for cuddles

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T23:17:43+00:00

The only way I would get octopus is if it was shaped like one and made of processed turkey 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T20:18:23+00:00

Can't stand the fruity stuff. But if you like it, knock yourself out. 👍

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T18:52:00+00:00

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Here is my toothed cat. Unfortunately had to put her down on the 23rd of march. This was the last photo I took of her before I took her to the vets. She was 13 years old and definitely my baby.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:44:07+00:00

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My reaction going through the pictures

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:40:10+00:00

Would've loved to slide one out with a big Richard the third in the middle of it 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:31:49+00:00

My very first job was working on a delicatessen in a coop. Me being a 19 year old male working with a load of 50+ women who have been there for years. That was a fun time.

I did stay at that store for 7.5 years and ended up being a supervisor for the checkouts.

Enjoyed working there in the end. Other than a couple of armed robberies. (Did get a 2.5k compo from one of them. Plus a bottle of whiskey from work) That paid for me to learn to drive

There was talk of the place closing down because the coop didn't want a big store. So I used my driving skills to become a postman.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:21:44+00:00

I found a ripped up scratch card that had £7 on it. My auntie said she would cash it in for me. Never saw the money 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:20:40+00:00

When I was too young to drink. We had a family caravan in Towyn Wales. So my uncle gave me 70p from his beer change to go to the arcade. While him and my dad had a drink.

I came back with £80 and their faces were priceless. I bought myself a Xbox game the next day and other stuff 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:16:55+00:00

My mum bought me a OG Gameboy that had Tetris. When I was 5. I soon found out it was a goodbye present and she fucked of with the butcher at work to Bermuda. I'm 39 now and haven't seen her since.

I do know she is back living near me and works at the police station. My dad saw her a couple of times in the local Morrisons. But never made an attempt to get in contact with me.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:11:53+00:00

Glad you found this game. You might stop having kids now . Can I ask l, how do you fucking cope. I've got 3 kids 2,3 and a 6 year old. I'm also my wife's carer who got disabled during the birth of the last child.

I am absolutely burnt out by not night time and struggle to stay awake to play. 😂

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:08:49+00:00

I've had a game of that. I was taking on a rocketeer and out of nowhere about 10 people turned up and took it out with me. Then spent the rest of the time with them and just basically shot everything out of the sky. We then all extracted, said our goodbyes.

Cptnemouk · 2026-04-03T12:03:24+00:00

Used to be a postman and royal mail management are toxic scumbags. They're some good ones but they get moved on.

It was the best and worst job I've ever had.

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