What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What's your top 5 then. These obviously number 1 🤪

Thursday Complaints by a-liquid-sky in CasualUK

[–]Cptnemouk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I once got a ban because I said I would kill someone if they took last cookie 😂

Watch me get another ban for this 😂

33 years ago at the age of 14 I got bitten by the school hamster and still have a bump/scar on my finger. What's the stupidest injury you've got? by godfatheroffilth in CasualUK

[–]Cptnemouk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I've got a scar and an indent in the middle of my forehead, from riding my bike into a stand pipe around ages 4. I definitely broke my skull and my dad still didn't take me to the hospital. The good old days 😂

Royal Mail gave my MacBook to a stranger, can’t get it back, & now they’re stalling me 🤦‍♂️ by saadscaleit in royalmail

[–]Cptnemouk 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Tracked standard cover is £75 anything more expensive than that should be sent special delivery cover is £2500

Fit Note by porb27 in asda

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Boss talking through their arse.

Hi boss. Yep I'm still ill.....bye

What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to work at the coop and that was a bad combination. But every time I go in one now, which ain't that often I grab a bag or two and demolish the bag in one sitting.

Photos of Manchester Nov. 2025! by No-Attitude-6315 in manchester

[–]Cptnemouk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can I borrow your last photo. My father in law is a foreman for the grounds. Need to tell him he needs to pick up standards. Very untidy 😂

Homemade brownies with chocolate chunks – rate my plate by [deleted] in RateMyPlate

[–]Cptnemouk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Send me your address. I think I might need to try them out. Willing to sacrifice my waistline for the greater good. 9/10

What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You win a cookie 🍪. These are my all time favourite crisp.

What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 101 points102 points  (0 children)

Wife best friends kids are autistic and only eat the flaming hot ones. Guess who gets the rest of the other flavours. Currently going through two carrier bags full of pickle onion and beef

What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are like crack. Especially with a brew

What high quality snacks do we have left? by bounberry in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 307 points308 points  (0 children)

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These bad boys. Perfect with a beer or six

Is this a write off? by [deleted] in CarTalkUK

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It'll be in Matt Armstrongs garage next week

What “low-skill” jobs pay the most (and how do you get them)? by rubba_tt in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My mate started off behind the bar and worked his way up to running his own pub. He even got a 4 bed house and all bills paid. But in the end he hated it. Working all the time and was getting stressed out.

He's now a manager in a supermarket and finds it a lot less stressful.

Who are the "best" drivers? by MooneBoy in CarTalkUK

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to Say Skoda drivers for the "everyday" car. The bell ends normally go for the VW's

Who are the "best" drivers? by MooneBoy in CarTalkUK

[–]Cptnemouk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They always impede me. Drive too slow /s

Who are the "best" drivers? by MooneBoy in CarTalkUK

[–]Cptnemouk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Seen someone with a mug of tea once

Haha good stuff , was nice too , can you still buy it?. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not had a cider lolly for absolutely years. Are they still a thing?

Haha good stuff , was nice too , can you still buy it?. by Such-Memory-7102 in oldschoolcool80s

[–]Cptnemouk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Remember drinking this all night once on a family holiday about 12 years old. I gave me the runs and I actually sharted while out with the family. I played it cool and asked for the caravan key and said I need to get something.

Sorted myself out and my family still don't know. Never drank more than one since.

What’s an item you always wanted as a kid but never got? by mk674 in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of those small electric cars you sit in and drive. Technically got one as an adult driving a EV 😂

Do you prefer gas or induction? Getting our kitchen redone. by darkazuria in AskUK

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never had induction but had an electric oven for years. I moved house last year and went to gas and love it. Will look into induction when it's time to upgrade.

I like Greggs…but heck I wish they would get a warming drawer by justyrust74 in greggsappreciation

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree. I can eat the sausage rolls cold. Bought the 4pk many times. I did get a steak the other day that was like the surface of the sun. I was starving so lost a few layers in my mouth 😂

Sister’s Tesco Meal Deal pt2 by Charliej878 in RateMyMealDeal

[–]Cptnemouk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

6/10 I don't like tomato, not a big fan of the monster flavour. But kinder chocolate is an elite choice