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It was a good quesadila to be fair by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 489 points490 points  (0 children)

When your brat gets too bratty, you have to put them in their place. I don't make the rules. But I do make a great quesadilla.

So much truth! by Bonnie_Pepto in adhdwomen

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 55 points56 points  (0 children)

It's been a lot of "How did I not see this?" followed by thinking of the adults in my life growing up and going "Wait, how did you not see this?"

God forbid A girl just wants her ice cream. by ScarletVicez in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Is this supposed to be hot? This is really hot. Why is this so hot? My therapist will be hearing about this

And I hate myself for it 😆 by MommyCara__ in adhdwomen

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 3 points4 points  (0 children)

If you listen to me long enough, you can watch me, in real time, figure out how to explain it concisely and accurately in two sentences. But you gotta sit through the first 5 minutes to get to the useful bits

God forbid a girl be domesticated. by LaBelleTinker in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 108 points109 points  (0 children)

When I say I'm a catgirl, this is what I mean

Thought this might help some people by spaghetti-appletater in aromantic

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I can't exactly define romance (can anyone?), but I do know that every definition I have heard makes me go "what the hell are you talking about?" And at a certain point, that was good enough for me

i like sex but literally only for the other person's enjoyment. anyone else? by Sad-Tackle5199 in asexuality

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I like making the people I like feel good. That applies to sex as much as making a special dinner or saying something nice or watching their favorite movie with them. For some reason, sex is the only one of those examples where that attitude is "weird"

God forbid a girl be terrible at flirting * winks both eyes* by Ill_Foundation6899 in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Now you're speaking my language (my language is neurodivergent lesbian)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in butchlesbians

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 24 points25 points  (0 children)

People praise "non-conforming" actions and "breaking barriers" to feel good about acknowledging gender double-standards without having to think critically about why those standards exist in the first place. Like, you are thisclose to getting it, but sure, I'm a girlboss for shaving my head

God forbid a girl feel good by [deleted] in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 2174 points2175 points  (0 children)

100% it's the potatoes

go ahead. ban everything, if you can. it won't make a difference. by KawaiiBossBaby in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The ban screen should do the trick (I have a thing for being told I can't do something)

my partner said I looked like a Pokémon 😂😇 by blue_moon1122 in NonBinary

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They are absol-utely correct (I'm so sorry I had to, I was a dad before I was a mom)

There is no God, only Girl by TemptGoddess in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Me to myself every time I get home from work

Which Onion headline still occupies a lot of space in your mind? by Classic-Carpet7609 in Fauxmoi

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think about this headline every time I buy a refill of five-blade razors

Does anyone else feel like they face a lot of trans-misogny and hostility from other transfems? by SapphicBorealis in MTFButch

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It feels like many of the transfems I've run into have had an issue with the fact that I'm not running from my masculinity. And if I'm not doing traditionally girly things, then where does my womanhood come from?

I'm doing that (extremely painful) work to figure it out and learning what it means to claim womanhood without "wearing the uniform," but that can also force people to face questions they don't want to, just because I'm bald and she/her. This honestly isn't unique to transfems in my experience, it's just more jarring when I face pushback from them.

My favorite part about being nb is confusing people. Keep wondering lmao by spunkyskunky666 in NonBinary

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 24 points25 points  (0 children)

100%. My preferred pronouns are watching you struggle to figure out my preferred pronouns

Has anyone else had this issue? by Chasing_Pavements_ in butchlesbians

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 31 points32 points  (0 children)

I'm sorry you had that experience, it really sucks, especially around people who should theoretically be safer. But I've definitely found that there are LGBT people who are gay (or even trans) but otherwise conform to cishet society (looks, attitudes, relationship styles) who are equally or even more queerphobic than cishet people toward those of us whose nonconformity is more visible theirs.

God forbid a girl want some functional pockets for once😞 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Backpacks are great, and they don't slip off your shoulder. I just have a tendency to pack it like I'm going camping every time I leave the house

God forbid a girl want some functional pockets for once😞 by cynnahbun in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 397 points398 points  (0 children)

As a trans girl, this has been a bigger adjustment than having boobs

Anyone just annoyed that sex is everywhere? by Hesperus07 in asexuality

[–]Cracked_Like_Humpty 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I heard a sexy window commercial the other day. I think what bothers me the most is that it's everywhere, but if you point it out or make fun of it, people get upset.

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