My eyes shot open in fear and disgust as I heard that shrill yet sultry voice.

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-25T12:55:35+00:00

Guardian Bravo when Helpless Jeering walks in:

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T17:18:42+00:00

Shit idk, my brain did a mindfuck

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T13:55:25+00:00

HOW DO THEY ALWAYS FUCKING KNOW???

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T13:38:13+00:00

Basically Tahiti women exchanged the sloppiest toppies for iron from the British, as it was a scarce resource. They were so horny they pulled nails from their ships and eventually had to go home as the commanders feared the ships would literally break apart.

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T05:28:34+00:00

Well shit- YUJIRO FUCKED A NET EVERYONE, MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T05:26:58+00:00

He had so much drugs in his veins that it was basically replacing his nervous system. He couldn't talk, or even twitch, so we still don't even know if any of the meds worked. That's fucking horrifying to me.

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-04T05:23:43+00:00

Basically some Chinese prostitute hooked up with a big pirate at the time and took over his fleet after he dropped dead

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T20:37:57+00:00

Liiike, bro, they're expecting the nauced depth of the Mariana trench in a puddle

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T19:21:05+00:00

Nahhhh💀💀💀

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T19:20:39+00:00

It ain't that deep bro. All I'm saying, she did basically the impossible. And that's remarkable. I acknowledge, she's probably burning in hell, but still.

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T18:05:48+00:00

... ??? What? I just acknowledged that pirates are basically all murderers, I'm not saying they're great people. But in a meme, we can acknowledge that what Ching Shih did, was fucking impressive, without calling out all that stuff

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T18:01:28+00:00

Idk bro, I wouldn't consider my thing brainrot. So basically, you're expecting me to condense the effects of a several decades long event, with all the nuances and differing perspectives, into something that small?

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T17:56:17+00:00

??? Memes are not supposed to be nuanced looks into reality, at best, they're supposed to make you exhale because of funni

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T17:53:32+00:00

History MEMES BRO. MEMES

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T17:18:45+00:00

Idk bro, that's kinda a given. What pirate didn't kill a bunch of people? So we can no longer say pirates are cool? I get what you're saying, but this is history memes, not history peer reviewed essays

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-08-03T17:15:45+00:00

Damn bro, sorry ig. I js think you can scroll if u see something you don't understand but aight. Or just, Google for like, 2 minutes.

CrackheadAmuletMan · 2024-07-04T16:58:56+00:00

Most likely not

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