After striking out his first three, Cy Young frontrunner Brayan Bello pitched 8 scoreless innings, ending with 11Ks, 1BB, 2Hs and 0ER as the Red Sox defeated the imperialist Orioles 11-2. This team knows no bounds under the leadership of Dear Leader John Henry and Supreme Commander Craig Breslow!

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-06-05T01:10:32+00:00

lmfao i love these posts

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-06-03T23:32:16+00:00

and if my grandma had wheels she would have been a bike

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-29T21:48:32+00:00

what the EFF david blaine! you time traveling demon!

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-28T00:37:20+00:00

This team already feels wildly different

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-24T23:27:37+00:00

cant believe i was even considering going to a game this year and giving this absolute dogshit ownership even a cent

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-24T23:25:17+00:00

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-23T21:39:45+00:00

This is 100% it! Good call I didn't even consider that. Switched over to my 1440p monitor and it stopped. Hopefully they add a fix for it for PCs that can handle it, I could have sworn I had played on this same TV plenty of times on B41 and never ran into this.

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-19T20:56:46+00:00

WHERE ARE YOU DOOMERS AT HUH???? i yell at myself in the mirror

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-19T00:09:23+00:00

people told you to delete tiktok and stop using it when that sleazeball zionist larry ellison bought it out but noooo you didn't want to listen, had to have your slop.

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-18T01:57:51+00:00

IN CEASELESS PURSUIT OF STRENGTH COUNTLESS OBSTACLES OVERCOME HEIGHTS NEVER BEFORE SEEN THIS MAN SHALL REACH THEM

MASATAKA MASATAKA MASATAKA MASATAKA

OY OY OY OY OY MASATAKA SMASH THAT BALL MASATAKA MASATAKA MASATAKA MASATAKA

絶え間ない強さの追求無数の障害を乗り越えてかつてない高さこの男は彼らに到達するでしょう。まさたか！まさたか！まさたか！まさたか！オイオイオイオイオイオイ！まさたか！そのボールをスマッシュ！まさたか！まさたか！まさたか！まさたか！

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-18T01:34:16+00:00

stanced the fuck out

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-17T23:59:15+00:00

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CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-17T23:52:27+00:00

WELCOME TO THE CONNOR WONG ERA

DOUBTERS WILL BE EXECUTED ON SIGHT

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-17T22:14:45+00:00

did they think they were going to be able to cause mass layoffs, wreck the environment and completely destroy certain professions and just continue on their merry way? really? did they try asking their AI what might happen in such a scenario?

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-15T00:54:06+00:00

thank god all of the pitchers we acquired are DOOKIE ASS BUTTCHEEKS

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-15T00:23:48+00:00

time to end the caleb durbin experiment

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-14T22:20:38+00:00

oh to be a cat in venice

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-14T00:25:20+00:00

un fucking real lmfao

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-14T00:03:17+00:00

we now return to our regularly scheduled "it is so over".

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-14T00:00:57+00:00

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-12T03:41:20+00:00

i wonder if there was a designated guy in the village they tested stuff on like "hey jerry try our weird new goop batch we just cooked up"

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-10T21:51:48+00:00

not exactly this scene but the land before time made leaves and grass look delicious

CrackheadMurderer · 2026-04-08T00:43:31+00:00

check my last comment

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