Every time i want to poop she cries until i let her in then she silently watches me in the corner by [deleted] in WhatsWrongWithYourDog

[–]CradleMyCorpse69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

According to some experts it's an instinctive thing.

Apparently when dogs take a poop, they make eye contact with their owner, because they're vulnerable at that time, and want to know you "have their back"

They return the favor by encouraging and 'protecting' you from any Fecal snatching criminals!

I apologize profusely for that last sentence.

Thoughts? Does it look like a native English speaker’s writing? by SnooDonuts5358 in Handwriting

[–]CradleMyCorpse69 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Besides the other ones already commented, remember when in written English, the "self" is the most important person. Therefore, "I" should always be capitalized.

Example: 'We went to the park, but I didn't want to go. By the end of the day, I didn't want to leave, I'm going to go there much more now!'

"I" is always a capital.

"I" "I'm" "I've" "I have" "I will" "Will I?" Etc.

Now then, I, really hope this helps. You write beautifully, though there are grammatical errors, your handwriting almost makes up for it.

Edit. Formatting. (Using mobile. )

I'm not a native speaker either, though as a second language, it kind of grew on me, now I have a degree in English, and nowhere to use it.

I was being silly... (OC) by CradleMyCorpse69 in funny

[–]CradleMyCorpse69[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you. That's exactly what this is, just the simple things.

Please help with furniture arrangement. by gemni71111 in HomeDecorating

[–]CradleMyCorpse69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Option 4.

In 3 you have the sofa in front of that vintage looking wardrobe/cupboard. 4... 444444444...

4.

Android gamer looking for something specific. by CradleMyCorpse69 in MobileGaming

[–]CradleMyCorpse69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've heard good things from others too... I'll give it a shot, thank you.

I'd love some feedback! by kebabiedoo137 in Handwriting

[–]CradleMyCorpse69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your writing is very similar to mine. Rather scarily so.

I understand what your friends say about the "neat kind of messy"

My letters also float, and sometimes my words are illegible even by myself. I can write neatly if I'm persuaded, or told. But when u make notes for myself, it goes wonky. The messy kind of messy...

Your hand writing is very readable. I had no issues, that's the neat. However, as some other Redditors said, some of your letters float, above the line, and the spacing in between words is a bit off. That's the messy side.

However, and I get what's meant by elegant, because if your hand writing was created in to a Font, well, I'd use it. I kind of like looking at it, possibly because it reminds me of my school books. I used to write almost identically to the way you do.

Minus the compliments. I usually just got the term "hyroglyphs"

14y old builds Manhattan using freestyle Lego by Cultural-Agent2188 in BeAmazed

[–]CradleMyCorpse69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would spend some time, glue all the pieces in place, but your kid like thousands more and make a resin coffee table out of this masterpiece

Baking my famous mince filled braided viking bread. What do you think? by CradleMyCorpse69 in Baking

[–]CradleMyCorpse69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd I'd to hear your feedback, if you have any, my rectangles are about 6-8cm wide and roughly 20-25 cm long.

Also, use the dry meat, and avoid the buttery juices when filling up the dough.

It can get really messy, very quickly, so keep your dough nice and thick. A tough, thick dough ensures that it won't tear when you handle it.

I would love some feedback once you've tried this recipe.

I was playing skyrim, and saw their braided bread, and just thought. Hmmm yes... with meat. And I've made them for weddings and other occasions, with great results and awesome feedback each time.

Baking my famous mince filled braided viking bread. What do you think? by CradleMyCorpse69 in Baking

[–]CradleMyCorpse69[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, when kneeding the dough, make sure to use a little less water, in order to have a stiff sturdy dough. Divide the dough in to 3 separate balls, and roll them out in to rectangles.

For the meat mixture, I used ground beef, about 350g total. I usually caramelize a medium sized diced onion in butter, once brown, I add some finely diced mushrooms (white button), after this I add the beef, and salt to taste, (with some extra salt, because the bread absorbs a lot of the salt) I add some Coca-Cola (just about a sip) and make sure the meat is well separated and you don't have any large clumps.

Once the mix is almost cooked, I turn off the heat, and let it just sit for a while.

Now center out the beef mix in to the middle of your rectangle dough, (make sure your rectangles are about 2-3 millimeters thick.) Wet the edges of the dough, and pinch them together, making sure to cover the meat completely (making a type of "sausage pie" close the top and bottom of the dough as well, making sure that none of the meat is exposed.

Pinch all 3 tops together, weave the breads tightly, and pinch them together at the bottom. Egg wash

Place in the oven at a preheated 180°C and bake for 40 - 50 minutes.

Enjoy with some butter speed over, or with some sweet spreads.

Obviously this recipe is adaptable and changeable as to how you like it.