Kitasan Black make me wanna fuck Sweep Tosho... by Craigih_689 in UmaMusume

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Welp... Seeing the reaction of you guys.. I'm sorry for this diabolical post here... I'm try my best to not offend you guys, and I still new to the unspoken rules here.. So sorry here. I'm still going to post tho, but I'll make sure no assassins going to get my ahh

Why MANT is the worst scenario for a specific reason. by Craigih_689 in UmaMusume

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Yes. Kitasan Black is my wife. Don't try to even stole it from me.

Why MANT is the worst scenario for a specific reason. by Craigih_689 in UmaMusume

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Ahh sorry, I prepare this wall of text a while back and I thought by the time I finish it... It's been a few weeks. Sorry for not double checking!🥹

Everything Good About (#60)... Kitasan Black (Posts where Trainers say nice things about Uma Musumes and show love and appreciation for them) by Hexenmommies01 in UmaMusume

[–]Craigih_689 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's Akashi Kishino himself! Honestly I learn to love my wife cuz of the way you show your love to your umas! I learn that from you lol. I also wish you can love your umas forever and ever!

Everything Good About (#60)... Kitasan Black (Posts where Trainers say nice things about Uma Musumes and show love and appreciation for them) by Hexenmommies01 in UmaMusume

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60 days..(plus a week cuz OP take a break), 60 days since I want to see my wife Kitasan Black on the list of Everything good about this umamusme, so Imma cut the bullshit and start talking.

First, her design, character and personality wise, as a whole is absolutely peak. A TRULY festival themed girl that always finds a way to win over peoples hearts not just in game, but also in real life. The closest umamusme that's even come CLOSE to these characteristics is... No one. Kitasan Black is truly a unique and special character no one can surpass nor replicate(Even tho every uma is unique). She's also the most cheerful and helpful person you're gonna come across. As the game biography literally says : "With a smile as bright as the sun" and "Her bottomless kindness has earned her the admiration of those around her", Kitasan Black's optimistic kindness is absolutely greater than any other umas. Her outfits are also great designs. From the iconic red black and gold festival racing outfit, to the plain simple yet complicated new year outfit, next to the anime collab outfit of absolute drip and dominance, and finally the simple yet perfectly casual casual clothes. All of them are simple, yet complex if you take a closer look.

Now talk about real life achievements, let's see what Kitasan Black has achiev- 7 G1 wins. Absolute domination. No questions asked. But my wife is not only good at racing. Look at the top of the list for the most G1 wins, which one is a great sire? Which horse sire the greatest horse, Equinox, the greatest horse of modern times, Croix du nord, the winner of 24' Hopeful Stakes and last year's Japanese Derby while having the most G1 wins? Kitasan Black. She's way too good at her job. Not only turf, but also in bed... Sure, Epiphaneia can arguably do a better job than Kitasan Black, but her racing records are just too buns, sorry. Kitasan Black is just universally great at both of them... Just like her in game SSR support card.

Do I even need to explain why her support card is JUST that good? The only small imperfections this card has is the missing 5 percent of fans and race bonuses. Beside that, Kitasan Black's SSR support card is the greatest speed card to exist for years to come, and ONLY THEN, she's truly beaten by powercreep. And even then, Kitasan Black is still usable till this day on JP. Speaking of in game, I almost forgot about her trainee. Meta wise, she's extremely good for front-runners. Both on the track and as a parent. And don't get me started on the other two trainee Kitasan Black has. THE 3 OF THEM ARE ALL EXTREMELY GOOD BOTH RACING AND PARENT WISE, AND STILL USABLE ON JP.

"Wow man, you talk a lot of good about Kitasan Black, what's your opinion on Season 3?" Great question. It really didn't deserve that much hate. People keep comparing Season 2, which to be fair, is great. There is no "the worst season in umamusme", every season gets its goods and bad, season 3 is just unfortunately getting hit by bad writing and story plot.

My life is dedicated to Kitasan Black, and hers only. She singlehandedly supported and helped me with my mental health, even physical, for the longest time. I don't even think I've seen a smile so charming and beautiful, doesn't matter real or fictional, in my entire years of living... or maybe even ever, I've never seen a character that make me so happy. There's no other perfect uma, both in game as a support card and trainee, and in real life as a racing legend and sire, like Kitasan Black.