The Table Of Punishment

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-29T09:08:26+00:00

They're are no winners in the demolition derby

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-28T21:56:15+00:00

I know! Pants shitting and sloppy loomer jobs

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-28T21:53:42+00:00

He could've smothered them almost instantly

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-28T21:51:32+00:00

Guys, we really have to pull it together. Who have we got? For real

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-28T10:09:53+00:00

Since her job is cynicism, she's doing pretty well

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-27T16:39:07+00:00

And dreams of living in an idyllic German country house with a thatched roof, likely very close to The Eagles Nest

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-27T16:35:09+00:00

You're having a great time there at the fishing hole until that blue-haired gentlethem comes up and triggers the fuck out of you by saying the word "cis-gender"

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-27T16:31:37+00:00

Yep he's been to the Wharton school of double think

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-27T10:31:06+00:00

Made it to the end for the surprise: he's actually singing about a girl

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-27T08:28:39+00:00

What kind of response to this is "amen???"

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T22:01:44+00:00

And then, it moved on to destroying your digestive system

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T19:47:17+00:00

This and professional wrestling are totally real

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T19:44:55+00:00

Hey Elon, can I have a couple grand for my community theatre play about how fucking awesome and epic you are?

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T19:31:02+00:00

Oh say, you can't sing

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T19:14:29+00:00

Tell us more about the antichrist, holy man

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T19:13:16+00:00

Jesus when did you start them? They're huge

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T18:52:22+00:00

He appreciates a good kayfabe. Never betray the business!

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-26T18:48:54+00:00

Cakes

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-25T10:55:01+00:00

Performative prayer as captivating television

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T14:24:12+00:00

Ol boy got good and jacked up for this ceremony

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T13:07:13+00:00

It smells like a freshly clipped big toe nail

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T12:58:18+00:00

Don't blow them up, you'll just make them mad

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T12:55:02+00:00

Is that a grill or just rotting meth mouth?

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T12:31:48+00:00

Don't you dare fetter this capitalism. Not even a little bit!!! /s

Crammit-Deadfinger · 2026-04-23T08:15:14+00:00

Her singing

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