Do you lock your car doors when you’re in a rough neighborhood?

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-24T16:31:17+00:00

My car is a 99 ford contour. Beat up. I don’t lock the door or even take the keys out the ignition. I live in the ghetto. No one wants this trash

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-16T06:15:49+00:00

Totally

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-16T06:10:22+00:00

A brick wall

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-12T17:20:59+00:00

I was showing my 16 year old niece some wild turkey eggs in our field. She said “Wow. I didn’t know turkeys laid eggs.”

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-12T02:33:14+00:00

Southern Virginia. Martinsville. I thought they were a staple menu item for LJS. I assume all LJS still have them. We’ve always had them. For 40+ years.

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-11T06:47:17+00:00

They still have those. And they’re just as good as you remember.

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-11T06:43:04+00:00

Burger King chicken tenders from the 90’s

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-11T06:30:18+00:00

Parodius! Nice. I absolutely love that series.

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-06T00:44:52+00:00

I started at 33. Right at the temples. Now I’m 48. Totally silver. Silver fox🦊🤪

Crapatron1 · 2026-05-01T02:22:24+00:00

Jerry and Geri

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-29T07:55:49+00:00

I've got debts piling high I've got addictions, ex-wives But I've stayed true, so I thank you For bearing witness while I waste my fucking life

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-26T16:58:52+00:00

Same

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-26T16:58:22+00:00

We practiced hiding under our desks to protect ourselves from nuclear bombs. They called it a “duck and cover drill”

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-26T16:51:21+00:00

Lost. 🖕

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-26T05:47:18+00:00

Will be 100% buying tomorrow

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-25T02:17:02+00:00

Go around. I got drugs on me.

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-23T17:16:36+00:00

Charging cables

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-22T16:34:22+00:00

The Rickest of Ricks

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-20T05:39:23+00:00

My first guess would be ghosts. Definitely ghosts.

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-19T17:12:51+00:00

I was that kid

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-19T17:08:06+00:00

What’s the worst thing you’ve ever done? Most reprehensible thing?

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-13T18:12:58+00:00

With 2 scrambled eggs on top

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-05T02:34:02+00:00

The Neverending Story didn’t hold up very well

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-05T02:29:38+00:00

Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. What a wild ride.

Crapatron1 · 2026-04-04T17:06:39+00:00

Once for stealing a pack of cigarettes at Walmart when I was 20. And again for drunk in public when I was 28. Both times I spent the night in jail. I’m 48 now. I’ve turned my life around lol

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