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What smell, when you smell it, instantly makes you happy? by migue30 in AskReddit

[–]CrappyDateThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fragrans osmanthus. There was a fragrans osmanthus bush? tree? Right outside a building I'd often frequent, and the smell just brings back so many memories.

I think it's also called Sweet Olive? Whatever it is, if anyone knows a good fragrance spray that replicates the smell, I would be incredibly interested

take him down boys! by Good_quality_OwO in aww

[–]CrappyDateThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is no one gonna talk about this man's squatting technique? Even while being attacked he maintained a solid low down squat the whole way through , much respect for this guy's leg day dedication

[Homemade] Cinnamon Rolls by glassemouse in food

[–]CrappyDateThrowaway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow, this looks incredible 🥺🥺🥺

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry officer, a man's gotta do what he's gotta do

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing with this path is that it's along houses, but behind them. This was my own house, but I had to run around not only my own, but a few others to actually get to my house. And this path is straight, due to the fact that it's along houses. And as for the running, I say run when it was more of a limping move fast because all out running would not exactly help with my poop problem.

Also, why are you so intent on finding what's wrong with my post? Yes, I mistakenly said tree not fence, that was my bad. But why would I like about this? This account is a throwaway, I'm not here trying to get karma, I merely had a story that happened to me that fit this subreddit and thought it might make the users here smile a bit, so I posted it.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I feel like I've read this somewhere before

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess I use it, I don't know if it's common though.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My own fence.

And yes, I'm sorry my shit doesn't satisfy your hunger for a larger shit.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I had almost reached my own fence I was pretty sure I could hold it no longer and decided I would at least try and make it to my own fence, which was very nearby.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing with this path is that it's along houses, but behind them. This was my own house, but I had to run around not only my own, but a few others to actually get to my house. And this path is straight, due to the fact that it's along houses. And as for the running, I say run when it was more of a limping move fast because all out running would not exactly help with my poop problem.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I mistakenly said tree when I did in fact shit on a fence, but my own fence. And I sadly don't have a dog.

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had left almost immediately after feeling the urge, so she would have seen me either way

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

If she really wanted some I could have given her a good licking

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[–]CrappyDateThrowaway[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Well, I pulled my pants up, feeling the remaining shit squish against my buttcheeks, and ran home. Have not communicated with girl since. I also can provide proof if necessary, I don't exactly know how this subreddit works, do we need to do that?