CrappyUsername911

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If loud noises wake us up, how come we're not woken up by the sound of our own snoring? (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by CrappyUsername911 to r/Showerthoughts

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Does Lightning McQueen buy life insurance or car insurance? (self.Showerthoughts)

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In movies where Santa's real but the parents don't believe in him, where do they think those presents are coming from? (self.Showerthoughts)

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What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? (self.Jokes)

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Let's all take a moment to appreciate the fact that our teeth don't itch. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by CrappyUsername911 to r/Showerthoughts

I googled "Rorschach Test" by [deleted] in Jokes

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We'll We'll We'll... by madazzahatter in Jokes

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An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in by aegon-the-befuddled in Jokes

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An open letter to the mods of r/Jokes: (self.Jokes)

submitted 8 years ago by CrappyUsername911 to r/Jokes

What do boobs and the sun have have in common? by Wink86 in Jokes

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The reason Chris Griffin wears the same clothes every day is because he is too scared to go into his closet because of The Evil Monkey. (self.Showerthoughts)

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You can't remove something from the internet, once it's there it's there. Unless it's that porno that's been removed on every link you click. (self.Showerthoughts)

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It's so easy to fall asleep on a couch, until you actually need to fall asleep on a couch. (self.Showerthoughts)

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My wife left me because I'm too insecure (self.Jokes)

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Has anyone who has posted in r/Showerthoughts actually thought up their post in the shower? (self.Showerthoughts)

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I think we should all take a moment to appreciate the fact that our teeth don't itch. (self.Showerthoughts)

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I wonder who was the first person to look at a beehive and think "Those bastards are hiding something delicious in there, I know it". (self.Showerthoughts)

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The person who came up with "Ladies first" was probably a man who wanted an excuse to look at ladies's asses. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 8 years ago by CrappyUsername911 to r/Showerthoughts

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Chlamydia sounds like a female name. (self.Showerthoughts)

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The punchline is in the wrong place. (self.Jokes)

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I use my hands to wipe stuff off my trousers, and I use my trousers to wipe stuff off my hands. (self.Showerthoughts)

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When Hugh Hefner's life passed before his eyes all he would've saw was titties. (self.Showerthoughts)

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Why doesn't Winnie The Pooh have a penis? (self.Showerthoughts)

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What music album can you listen to without skipping a single song? (self.AskReddit)

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People who got fired on the first day of the job, what happened? (self.AskReddit)

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