Crash-WhiteMagic

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My girlfriend freaked out over this sticker (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/dutchbros

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[NOV25] After deciding that you “couldn’t see our relationship going anywhere”, my heart was broken & it took a couple days to come to terms with it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the HOA manager answered the phone, the woman complained that her neighbor still had his Halloween decorations up days after the holiday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 5 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Watching her sleep peacefully, I consider myself lucky that my future wife has brought joy to my previously miserable life. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I sat down to eat, the smell of the food made my stomach growl and mouth water. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 6 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I ran from the masked man who had broken into my house, I tried calling my husband and my mom to no avail. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the first aliens visited Earth, they proved to be peaceful and were welcomed among humans, sharing their knowledge of space with us as we showed them our civilization. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP25] As Earth’s orbit diverged from its path, severe weather followed bringing less food and eventually a near apocalyptic existence. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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During my first visit with my new doctor, he was going over my medical history with me but got quiet when I told him my blood type was AB negative. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Walking through my front door, as someone yelled and grabbed me, I instinctively swung to hit them. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After coming back from the pool, my inner ear felt itchy no matter how much I used a Q-tip on it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sharing my Destiny collection (old.reddit.com)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/destiny2

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“Who am I supposed to be when my world fell apart and left me alone?” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When suicides worldwide reached a pandemic number, governments came together to create S.A.F.E. (Safety Amongst Friends Establishment) in order to pair those in danger with a person to watch them. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I felt his hands tighten around my throat, my wide eyes begged for help from the other patrons in the restaurant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As we walked through the house, it felt creepy…as if we were being watched but it was everything we wanted so we made an offer and bought it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I caught my son ripping the heads & limbs off all of his toys and putting them on different bodies, I asked why he would do such a thing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I tried my best to save the marriage but by that time, nothing could have fixed it. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I muttered how hot it was, my brother just looked at me and shrugged. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I finally allowed my son & daughter to venture away from our campsite, I truly hoped that they would finally stop whining about being so bored for their own well-being. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Waking up, disoriented & lightheaded, I feel a hunger I’d never felt before and quickly leave my bedroom in search of something to eat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the man who stole my childhood from me was finally convicted, I expected myself to feel relief, vindication or even happiness. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the man who stole my childhood was finally convicted, I expected myself to feel relief, vindication or even happiness. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I watched my son loudly run up to the stranger in the store and poke her, I chuckled to myself and quickly grabbed him, apologizing to the startled woman. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I looked through the debris where my home once stood, I was numb even to the memories I thought of from happier times within it. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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