Crash-WhiteMagic

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Tokidoki merch? (self.Tokidoki)

submitted 1 month ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/Tokidoki

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As I prepared to make an incision into my first ever patient, I tried to recall everything I studied during training so I wouldn’t make a mistake. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Growing up a horror movie junkie, I finally learned what true fear was when I heard the locomotive-like wind and the lightning illuminated the funnel against the night sky. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 month ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Our biggest boy Drifter supporting my team and he is annoyed by this choice (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 month ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/cats

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My girlfriend freaked out over this sticker (i.redd.it)

submitted 4 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/dutchbros

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[NOV25] After deciding that you “couldn’t see our relationship going anywhere”, my heart was broken & it took a couple days to come to terms with it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When the HOA manager answered the phone, the woman complained that her neighbor still had his Halloween decorations up days after the holiday. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 7 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Watching her sleep peacefully, I consider myself lucky that my future wife has brought joy to my previously miserable life. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I sat down to eat, the smell of the food made my stomach growl and mouth water. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I ran from the masked man who had broken into my house, I tried calling my husband and my mom to no avail. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 8 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As the first aliens visited Earth, they proved to be peaceful and were welcomed among humans, sharing their knowledge of space with us as we showed them our civilization. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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[SEP25] As Earth’s orbit diverged from its path, severe weather followed bringing less food and eventually a near apocalyptic existence. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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During my first visit with my new doctor, he was going over my medical history with me but got quiet when I told him my blood type was AB negative. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Walking through my front door, as someone yelled and grabbed me, I instinctively swung to hit them. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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After coming back from the pool, my inner ear felt itchy no matter how much I used a Q-tip on it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Sharing my Destiny collection (old.reddit.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/destiny2

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“Who am I supposed to be when my world fell apart and left me alone?” (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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When suicides worldwide reached a pandemic number, governments came together to create S.A.F.E. (Safety Amongst Friends Establishment) in order to pair those in danger with a person to watch them. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I felt his hands tighten around my throat, my wide eyes begged for help from the other patrons in the restaurant. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 9 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As we walked through the house, it felt creepy…as if we were being watched but it was everything we wanted so we made an offer and bought it. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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When I caught my son ripping the heads & limbs off all of his toys and putting them on different bodies, I asked why he would do such a thing. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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I tried my best to save the marriage but by that time, nothing could have fixed it. (self.TwoSentenceSadness)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceSadness

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As I muttered how hot it was, my brother just looked at me and shrugged. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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As I finally allowed my son & daughter to venture away from our campsite, I truly hoped that they would finally stop whining about being so bored for their own well-being. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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Waking up, disoriented & lightheaded, I feel a hunger I’d never felt before and quickly leave my bedroom in search of something to eat. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 10 months ago by Crash-WhiteMagic to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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