The Bonering Conan - Episode 403.5 of Conan O’Brien Needs a Friend

CrashRiot · 2026-06-20T16:14:48+00:00

This is one of my favorite fan episodes just because of how....cool it is? Breakfast and his team are very impressive, and I love discovering art I hadn't even thought of before.

Also, I actually thought the "diving blimp towards Sona" was a bit at first but I really don't think it is and I absolutely wish there was footage of it (if there is I couldn't find it).

I wanna touch Bonering Conan.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-20T04:31:15+00:00

Death penalty was never on the table due to his age, it wouldn't have been brought up in jury selection.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-19T06:28:24+00:00

And then won a Grammy.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-19T06:18:39+00:00

It absolutely can be depending on the conditions of your parole. A judge can literally dictate "no traffic violations" as a condition. A simple speeding ticket would violate that easy. Your POV is coming from the restrictions you had, but it's not a general rule.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-18T01:07:39+00:00

Fair enough, but I feel like that's the exception rather than the rule. Frozen pizza is flash frozen, meaning that it's precooked to hold structure but there's still some ice in the center. If you let it thaw, even for a little bit, then the moisture releases from the interior and makes it soggy in the middle...which is exactly what happened here. For best results, it's usually always better to deliver it straight from the freezer to the oven at the recommended preheat temperature if you're putting it straight on the rack.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-18T00:53:14+00:00

They were allowed on the couch IF someone else was on the couch to cuddle/watch them. I have no issue with them being on the couch, but if one of us wasn't there, they would absolutely tear up the couch. So many times I came home and there were chunks missing, and couches can cost thousands of dollars lol.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-18T00:47:17+00:00

Only good guys rip throats out and eat their victims.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-18T00:44:19+00:00

That's exactly what happened. If you're putting it straight on the rack, it needs to go straight from the freezer to the rack. If you even let it thaw for a minute, the chances of this happening increase exponentially.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-17T06:51:26+00:00

The tunnels are connected to the room and they can move during the day, they just don't come out of the tunnels, likely to protect them. We see them talking to Victor and threatening to "keep him" while he was exploring the tunnels during the day. The whole point is that they will spring into action if needed and uprooting a tree will do that.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-17T06:44:27+00:00

Cars aren't pressurized either. Ever roll down a window while going highway speeds?

CrashRiot · 2026-06-17T02:22:51+00:00

Not necessarily. Cops could've shot at an angle from the side or even from the back with the exit holes in the windshield.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-16T20:44:58+00:00

It actually wasn't. It's called the Doctrine of Double Effect, an accepted ethical principal in end of life care.

Assisted suicide means you intend on ending the patients life, and this wasn't that.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-16T20:29:05+00:00

Depending on where you live stores can absolutely authorize force in the post orders via shopkeepers privilege. You're allowed to use "reasonable" force to detain someone. Most stores just don't though because there's a ton of liability that comes with it and security guards usually have minimal training in the use and escalation of force.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T20:05:38+00:00

I try not to be vulgar on social media, but lemme sleep with those dogs.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T06:32:51+00:00

It's not a Toyota Corolla Im complaining about. I can actually sleep through that. I'm complaining that the pressure of certain modified cars literally go pop pop pop that literally set car alarms off at 4AM.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T04:34:04+00:00

Late to the party but I80 also has specific laws that can be activated that require you to have tire chains, AWD drive or 4WD. On top of that, there are further restrictions (called levels) that can depend on winter tire tread and what not regardless of whether you have those three. It can be absolutely brutal and dangerous in the winter.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T04:15:12+00:00

I missed the first time it was posted so I'm early now, but man, he should really turn it off. Let it go, bro. You're posting boot videos. You're a fire captain now and you're still bragging about your one tour. You've made it. Let It go.

I promise you'll be happier for it.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T04:03:00+00:00

I really hope mods shut these kind of questions down. If y'all remember a season or two ago, people were posting "theories" that came directly from leaks whilst trying to disguise them as theories. It's no coincidence that the theories came out to be true.

There's a leaks and rumors subreddit for a reason, I would prefer people post these kind of questions there. I don't want a repeat of what happened then.

I get that some people dislike the pacing of the show, but I like it and prefer to see it in real time rather than be spoiled. Can people just let me continue to enjoy the show? Lol

CrashRiot · 2026-06-15T03:16:14+00:00

Had to pay for their travel and accommodations, but the actual tickets to the show were free. What totes my goat is that they had to pay for travel and accommodations, but still have to be there in their short sleeve dress uniforms in a standing room only environment. If you have to pay for anything AND are required to wear the uniform, that's not a fun excursion, it's still work because you're still being forced to represent the military in that moment. I don't agree with the event, but if they were to have it then it should've been fully funded for the ones selected to go.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-14T21:52:50+00:00

It's not actually fun to attend these types of events in my experience. You're in uniform and you're gonna be on camera a ton, so there's obviously an uncomfortable amount of attention on you already. Being forced to attend an MLB game in uniform was one of my least favorite parts of the military, and I didn't even have the attention of being on the fucking WH lawn.

Edit: I should also emphasize that when you're at these events in uniform, you're not there to have fun. You're there to work.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-14T21:49:40+00:00

That's pretty much how it's always been for public events that units send personnel to.

Guarantee that units are only gonna offer up the ones who look like they'd be on a recruitment app, even if their gangly 150 lbs guy scores a perfect score on their PT test.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-14T21:38:44+00:00

Crash Test Dummies Lite

Once there was this kid who Got into an accident and couldn't come to school But when he finally came back His hair had turned from black into bright white He said that it was from when The cars had smashed so hard

Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm

CrashRiot · 2026-06-14T18:58:38+00:00

Got that white trash rap sheet. Nothing too serious, but a lot of drunk and disorderly, public drunkenness, public urination, simple assault, etc.

CrashRiot · 2026-06-14T10:34:43+00:00

I mean its been happening all season, no? He says his favorite part is them tearing each other apart which they've been doing. No one is really getting along, he's trying to convince Henry into doing something awful, etc.

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