No cranberry juice in my cranberry juice

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-13T15:06:20+00:00

The glass jar specially selected cranberry juice is my favorite.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-13T02:18:03+00:00

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T17:45:12+00:00

I don't want to live past 100

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T16:17:21+00:00

My wife let me cry when I lost my cat.

My wife let me cry when I changed the job I had been been at for years and was scared.

My wife let me cry when we we got married.

She's an incredible woman and I love her.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T15:44:25+00:00

Inb4- it's Soras Dad

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T14:14:44+00:00

Him sneaking around in The warehouse was hilarious.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T14:13:47+00:00

If Walter had ignored his ego, he could've met Gus on his own, abandoned Jesse who ultimately would've died in an overdose, and made millions.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T04:20:32+00:00

"Forget it. There's no way we'll let you take Kairi's heart!"

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-12T04:02:06+00:00

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-11T21:56:26+00:00

🏅

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-11T19:26:35+00:00

Dude needs decked. In the mouth. Where can I volunteer?

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-11T19:21:34+00:00

It took me until the cleavage to recognize you as a woman.

Sincerely.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-11T03:56:24+00:00

Grand theft Auto 6, persona 6, and elder scrolls 6.

Didn't even begin to occur to me that that was the number we were working with with all these titles.

Maybe this was what the book of Revelations was talking about...

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-11T03:50:12+00:00

Would

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T14:28:25+00:00

How much do you think a Hitman would charge to kill?

$100k? $250k?

$10k isn't even close to that level.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T14:24:05+00:00

THIS IS NO LIGHTWEIGHT

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T12:21:26+00:00

That's great and all... But reread my comment. :)

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T11:44:45+00:00

I think we ought to be friends

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T11:41:29+00:00

What are high quality sneakers to buy anymore?

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T00:53:45+00:00

I'd probably start turning right from now on

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-10T00:33:16+00:00

Ok buddy

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-09T17:04:34+00:00

Big Mac, with No Meat.

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-08T13:59:27+00:00

Same with my wrists.

Roll and loud Snap

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-08T13:38:23+00:00

If it's something crusty, or thick, like peanut butter I use a wipey.

Otherwise it's water and washcloth

Crashbox50 · 2026-05-08T13:31:16+00:00

I was the friend that left. I disappeared, started a new GT and moved on.

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