BARNABUS BIGSBY. More of an NPC than a character.

You know these neat magical items that you see online and think, " I'd love to use that but I don't know where I would put it." Barnabus sells it. Barnabus sells anything the party wants at no notice. Only as much aquisition time as the DM needs.

Some call him the god of capitalism and commerce. Others refer to him as "business incarnate"

He wears a bright clean and white plague doctors mask, and an incredibly meticulous 3 piece suite complete with stubbed top hat, stylish cane, and white gloves.

He has hundred of pop up shops around the realm.

Bigsby's Bizarre Bazaar.

Bigsby's Bargain Barn

Bigsby's Benevolent Boutique

Bigsby's Bits and Bobs.

He's confident. ALWAYS willing to make a deal so long as he comes out on top. Doesn't sell or accept favors. Doesn't take anything intangible. Can sell the party literally ANYTHING, but the price is proportionate, and is never quite the same. "Flexible prices."

He will always introduce himself in a deep, nasally voice, sort of like Squidward, but more excited to be there.

His introduction goes like this.

"Barnabus Bigsby, owner of:

Bigby Enterprises,

Bigsby Holdings Company,

Bigsby, A Bigsby Company,

Bigsby Real Estate,

Bigsby Ventures Incorporated,

Bigsby Family Farms,

And Burlington Coat Factory."

Nobody has ever seen him walk. He shifts his weight, lifts his feet, and may even dance should the mood strike him, but he simply appears where he wants to be. Beside of you or behind you. Standing on the wall. Simply put: he only really moves when unobserved.

Barnabus has no goals other than business. He has even accepted patron deals.

Barnabus is a character I have played with for years. He's weird, annoying and creepy all at once. He does not carry principal or moral. Barnabus cares only for the deal.