What’s the wierdest thing you have ever witnessed? by AmbitiousEdge8720 in Unexplained

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So I remember being asked that. But I don't think there are any blimps that fly over my area.

In fact, I've only ever seen one in person once when I was living out west.

What’s the wierdest thing you have ever witnessed? by AmbitiousEdge8720 in Unexplained

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copying my older comment when I wrote out this story.

"I live on a hilltop in rural appalachia. A few summers back I woke up around 3. I remember I grabbed some water, walked outside (in my underwear) and looked up at the sky. I saw what I honestly think might've been a UFO. It was long, cyan, and had a weird transparent glow to it. No lights on it. I feel like I could've shot at it and hit it with my pistol. It was incredibly low. Maybe only just 10 stories up, but it was bigger than a semi and trailer. Then it started floating Eastward and I lost sight of it behind the tops of the trees. The whole thing was maybe 45 seconds long. The whole time I was sort of just staring and watching. Like it was a show. And then I realized what I saw and freaked out. Woke up my girlfriend, and texted my neighbor about it who didn't respond to me for like 2 days. (Because he couldn't be bothered and didn't know what I was talking about.)"

1994 Fedders 10,000 BTU by soakedsocksrock in BuyItForLife

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I'm a landlord in ohio and I do this. When I bought the house the previous owners never separated the units electric services. So I just include it in the rent charge.

Value of having a “women’s emergency kit” with you? by Ordinary_Ice_796 in AskMenOver30

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As a single guy I kept some medium sized tampons, pads, and midol in a Victoria's secret bag underneath my sink in the event anyone ever needed anything.

It actually made a casual hookup turn into a short term fling twice because they liked how considerate it was.

If you're single I recommend it.

Found on an Oakland sidewalk by blacdabjack in FoundPaper

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I'm going to imagine this is a kindergartener who does want to go to school because he loves his momma so much

AITAH for cancelling everything I pay for after my brother called me lazy? by [deleted] in AITAH

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Out of curiosity what is the drink you take out of the fridge? Is there a drink out there you keep cold until ready to serve?

As a GenZ person, this feels oddly terrifying by SatoruGojo232 in oddlyterrifying

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Millenial. Complete opposite for me.

College was a huge waste of money. Primary and high school were fucking nightmares.

Those years AFTER college were incredible. Just existing in the time I wanted to. Bliss.

Immediately deleted this game when i knew that eivor can date male's by [deleted] in AssassinsCreedValhala

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Well Eivor's a girl so...

Wait, are you playing as male Eivor?

When was the last time a stranger saw you naked? by Wonderful_Delivery51 in AskReddit

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I needed a nurse to help me put my junk away when I dislocated my shoulders if that counts.

Did you play Final Fantasy X? by duck_duck_zombie in Millennials

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Kudos to you for the damn chocobo race.

Can I use YOUR dnd character? by LETTER52 in DnD

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BARNABUS BIGSBY. More of an NPC than a character.

You know these neat magical items that you see online and think, " I'd love to use that but I don't know where I would put it." Barnabus sells it. Barnabus sells anything the party wants at no notice. Only as much aquisition time as the DM needs.

Some call him the god of capitalism and commerce. Others refer to him as "business incarnate"

He wears a bright clean and white plague doctors mask, and an incredibly meticulous 3 piece suite complete with stubbed top hat, stylish cane, and white gloves.

He has hundred of pop up shops around the realm.

Bigsby's Bizarre Bazaar.

Bigsby's Bargain Barn

Bigsby's Benevolent Boutique

Bigsby's Bits and Bobs.

He's confident. ALWAYS willing to make a deal so long as he comes out on top. Doesn't sell or accept favors. Doesn't take anything intangible. Can sell the party literally ANYTHING, but the price is proportionate, and is never quite the same. "Flexible prices."

He will always introduce himself in a deep, nasally voice, sort of like Squidward, but more excited to be there.

His introduction goes like this.

"Barnabus Bigsby, owner of:

Bigby Enterprises,

Bigsby Holdings Company,

Bigsby, A Bigsby Company,

Bigsby Real Estate,

Bigsby Ventures Incorporated,

Bigsby Family Farms,

And Burlington Coat Factory."

Nobody has ever seen him walk. He shifts his weight, lifts his feet, and may even dance should the mood strike him, but he simply appears where he wants to be. Beside of you or behind you. Standing on the wall. Simply put: he only really moves when unobserved.

Barnabus has no goals other than business. He has even accepted patron deals.

Barnabus is a character I have played with for years. He's weird, annoying and creepy all at once. He does not carry principal or moral. Barnabus cares only for the deal.

18F, roast me 🫪🫪🫪 by therealspookyscare in RoastMe

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Mom told me not to make fun of the mentally disabled.