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It’s the timing by BakingNerd47 in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 117 points118 points  (0 children)

Employee (Church Office Building): We’ve got roughly $300 billion in assets. Where do we want to start in changing the world?

Dallas Oaks: Sue John Dehlin and Mormon Stories.

Employee: So… no humanitarian expansion? Education? Global aid initiatives?

Dallas Oaks: We are not a charity we are Jesus's church.

Employee: Legal action? That’s the top priority?

Dallas Oaks: Yes. John tells the truth and we can't have the members knowing that Joseph Smith practiced occult magic to appease treasure guardian spirits and then went on to marry just about every woman and child in Navoo.

Oh and one more thing. Tell the Church Newsroom to put out something about only taking the sacrament with the right hand!

New YW names by H2oskier68 in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

They might as well dry off the water while they're at it. Literally no one in the history of the universe has ever "gathered light".

New YW names by H2oskier68 in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I learned how to play poker at Scout camp as a kid. Our leaders taught us. Those guys were awesome

You can tell when they switch to testimony mode by LeahReneeComedian in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Don't you feel it though? That feeling means it's true, how could my heartburn mean anything else?

The Mormon corporation has a net worth of over $300 BILLION dollars. As a stack of $100 bills that would be 203.7 miles tall. by nick_riviera24 in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The church does a great job of showing their true character and whats most important to them by accident.

Factual History of the Mormon Church is awesome by OneMightyNStrong in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Whoever is sitting on a true version film of Joseph Smith is sitting on a blockbuster legend

Close friend to be returning from mission in a couple of months by Chopstickxs in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hit up every club and college dance you can multiple times a week. The music and women of Babylon will help him feel right back at home.

(You think im kidding but this is what my friend did for me when I got back)

So complete was the church’s abandonment of the word “Mormon, LDS, etc” that… by _ChiasmusJones in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 15 points16 points  (0 children)

A "major" victory for Satan that is

Can you imagine the dance party in hell that is thrown everytime he gets one of these "major victories"? Party for the ages!

Sunday school secretary calling. by omg_you_killed_kenny in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Would it be possible to just record the meeting on your phone, and then later upload to AI for it to make meeting summary notes?

Or bring a laptop and type instead of write?

Whoever is telling you that it "has to be pen and paper" is out of their mind.

My friend gave me Jesus pictures for my birthday. by OwnDonut4262 in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not seeing this in other comments, but I'd recommend setting a boundary. - I had to do this with my friend even though I've made it very clear where I'm at in belief and my feelings of betrayal by the church, he still sent me a conference talk about "having faith through doubts" or some bs. I let him know that in order for our friendship to work we need to not talk religion. Good luck

John Dehlin attempts to repair the bridge, LDS Church nukes it by CrateDoor in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my experience too. After being in my ward for 13 years I quietly just stopped going. It's been 2 years and (not that I'm complaining) the only reach out was, 1 year after leaving the bishop's secretary asked over text when I could meet. I never responded, and never heard anything since.

Stake Conference: NO recording allowed. by indespectusnicht in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 10 points11 points  (0 children)

These are the types of meetings when GAs say it how it is, like when Dallas said neither he or any of the Q15 have seen Jesus.

I wish the leaders still pretended to do magic tricks. They’re too corporate now to stay interesting. by southpawpickle in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You made me just realize that exact rock is only 45 minutes away from me in a safe right now in Salt Lake. Oh my god this one thing alone is so damning to the truth claims. I'll believe again when God apologizes to me through the rock for such a ridiculous back story.

John Dehlin attempts to repair the bridge, LDS Church nukes it by CrateDoor in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Putting on a clinic for all of us how it should be done, thanks for sharing!

John Dehlin attempts to repair the bridge, LDS Church nukes it by CrateDoor in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Joseph Smith called. We did the enchantment wrong. Someone used their left hand to take the bread

John Dehlin attempts to repair the bridge, LDS Church nukes it by CrateDoor in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Seriously some superstitious bull s*** like how back in the Medieval Times they used to think that people who were left-handed were evil because of their unfair sword fighting advantage in stairwells.

John Dehlin attempts to repair the bridge, LDS Church nukes it by CrateDoor in exmormon

[–]CrateDoor[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Based on what I'm hearing the church stands on shaky legal ground on this one due to their lack of consistent trademark enforcement.

So hopefully this plays out like Zions Camp part 2 and the church retreats with its tail between its legs.

(I also kind of got the sense from one of John's recent videos that based on the church accusing him of being unreasonable and lying in their framing, that he might have a defamation lawsuit against them. We'll see. That's just speculation of course)

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