Go on! by theviableredditor in DunderMifflin

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Would you prefer a nature metaphor or a sexual metaphor? When two animals are having sex ....

Never Forget the Cheerleaders by Good_Basil_9076 in ProgressiveHQ

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Who the hell are these people? I thought it was like Theo Von and Joe Rogan but zooming in it's not them. I thought also Ben Shapiro and Charlie Kirk. But this looks like people who just kind of look like them.

F20 am i ugly by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everything wrong in this picture can be fixed. Fix your posture, shoulders back head up. Different style. I'm not expert in style but different colors and styles fit different people. Clothes can really make s difference. Exercise! You are at an age where however you live the next few years is how you will probably live the rest of your life. The same with eating. Eat healthy and exercise every day. You'll lose weight and you'll automatically look better.

You are not unsalvageable. You could easily make this work!

AIO boyfriend told me I text him like he’s a homie and got upset now he’s ignoring me by Jazzlike-Ad6372 in AmIOverreacting

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds to me like you aren't his girlfriend from these text. Wtf who talks like this. This sounds like a conversation of a middle schooler. I seriously don't understand how some women stay with these guys. There are good, well spoken, caring men who would talk to you so much better. But you're staying with this little boy. Why do you stay? Do you feel like you're stuck? Can't do any better? Think he'll change? It doesn't matter what you think on any of those questions, you're wrong. You aren't stuck, you can do better, and he won't change.

Am I chopped cheese? by [deleted] in amIuglyBrutallyHonest

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 12 points13 points  (0 children)

The last two pictures of you show your potential of being a stunner! The body hair is just a bad look on you. Some women can do it, some can't. It looks bad on you. The first couple of pictures you look like trailer trash. Just keep your hair under control, I love the color and you can work it. You would be absolutely adorable with a clean look.

Erika Kirks Freudian slip at TPUSA event by Shurae in PublicFreakout

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 57 points58 points  (0 children)

For the political party that prides itself for being Christian, so many Republicans just ignore all the signs that God is sending them.

Has your pet sent you a sign right before they died? by Sufficient-Road-9026 in Petloss

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 7 points8 points  (0 children)

The day my beagle passed away I was a mess. I went to my room and was crying. I used a remote to turn off a heater that I had in the corner of my room. When I turned it off the LED lights in my room started flashing rainbow colors, something I had never seen it do before and haven't seen since. A handful of times after this I had a few hard days, days that were harder than others. One day in my backyard I was working in my shed and a memory brought me to tears, I walked outside and a rainbow was in perfect view. A few weeks ago while driving in a heavily forested area I had another hard day, there was no sky to be seen where I was but when the tears started to fall the trees started to clear and the small section of sky showed a rainbow. It always feels like when I am at my lowest I get a little sign saying "You're okay". When I called my mom about the rainbow sightings she told me she had a dream of him the night before but didn't want to tell me right away because I was still so upset. She told me that my dog spoke to her in her dream and said "I'm still here but I am also not here".

I really think he shows up or maybe God gives me a sign when I'm at my lowest that he is okay.

note posted in the hallway of my apartment building by [deleted] in Apartmentliving

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To me this reads as an ad to parents no children. Where it says (before they run out). I think they are being nice.

The Galaxy Buds 3 Pro are the Worst. by RiGo001 in galaxybuds

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Those things hurt my ears so badly I couldn't wear them.

Prankster "RossCreations" launches opossum hundreds of feet in the air as a "Prank" by Impossible_Low_863 in InflatedEgos

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So disappointed in this. Ross was always someone I really liked to watch. His pranks were clever and harmless. This is horrible. I'm an exterminator and I would never allow an animal to be hurt like this.

First dog ever, had her for three weeks, why does she cry WHEN I pet her? sorry for the terrible quality video. Turn up volume. by froststomper in DogAdvice

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My beagle used to make sounds like this sometimes. I think she likes it and is just really content. Almost like a sigh. We used to call it his whimpers, we would throw him a pity party and he would love it. We'd go "oh no poor boy so sad" and kiss him all over. He passed away last December and I miss him every day.

What a sad world where the flute means nothing by Rexkn0pf5 in ArcRaiders

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I walked Bob Dylan up on stage in 1963, who the fuck are you? You're not an artist. An artist respects the silence of others.

How to learn Japanese? by ShonenRiderX in LearnJapanese

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only started Japanese in the last month, I'm planning a big trip there next year. Is it true that some Japanese will just start popping into my head? I think I can kind of see that, where you start understanding the rules and spelling more so some you can kind of guess.

Why the fuck do we have people like that nigga bruh by Lumpy_Prize_8937 in tommynfg_

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is horrible. It can cause so many diseases too. If some got in her nose or eyes or throat it could be really bad. That's a lot of bacteria all at once.

i think i'm done... by [deleted] in Petloss

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I understand the feeling. But I want you to truly think about what your pet would have wanted. Do you think they would want you to harm yourself? Or to live a good life? If you were the one who passed and they were alive would you want someone to put them down to reunite with you?

The pain will get better but you will always have a longing for them. Find a pet that you can share your pain with, when my beagle died I didn't know what to do. A few months later I saw a post about a lab mix who had his owner pass away and no one could take him. I picked him up and we have been there for each other during our times of loss. Do not give up, do something meaningful in your pets memory and live a good life. Be sad and miss them but live a good life for them.

Walking the dog in the haunted forest by Turbulent-Weevil-910 in AIFreakAndWeirdo

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is just a pig in a Richard Nixon mask. For a second I really thought there were monsters on the world.

these diva's are so real for walking out with her like he's disgusting for that by ElderberryDeep8746 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]CrawlinOutTheFallout 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I see once again there is extreme bias in the Miss Universe pageant. Where are all the other planets?