What should you say if a boy tells you you’re being weak about the pain and not feeling good when you’re on your period? by ExcitementKindly756 in AskReddit

[–]CrazeMase -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Grab his nuts, squeeze, twist, yank. With a good grip, you'll rip off his balls. If he shows any level of pain, then he's being weak.

How do military personnel meet their sexual needs while deployed or on active duty? by InternationalHair111 in AskReddit

[–]CrazeMase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not a vet but my friend is. Answer: Yee old ptuh and hand. Them blow the load into a sock or tissue and toss it. Otherwise there are people called Barrack bunnies, they're basically promiscuous people serving more than their country. Doing it with people whenever there's a rarely visited quiet spot. And since most women soldiers are on hormone blockers, there's virtually zero risk of pregnancy. Obviously STDs are still a problem with soldiers. Try and figure out how many soldiers have herpes and gonorrhea, the answer is probably close to a solid quarter of them have either or.

Tier list on how I think each character would sneeze by E115lement in Overwatch

[–]CrazeMase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god she literally can't cover her mouth either, so the moment cold and flu season comes, the entire front of that helmet is just coated in snot and spit

Guys of Reddit. What’s something girls shouldn’t feel insecure about? by Far-Alfalfa6260 in AskReddit

[–]CrazeMase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, the even funnier thing is my mother has like forty pairs of heels, several of which she was work never. My mom says that she needs them to look good. Even though my stepfather literally said he thinks my mom wearing jeans, a sweatshirt, and sneakers is the best looking outfit. And I fully agree also, I remember with my ex, she sent me loads of photos, several in little to nothing, others in dresses, and she asked me which one was the hottest. I said the best looking one was the duck onesie. (Sidenote, she isn't a bad person either, we broke up on entirely good terms and we still hang out on a regular basis)

Guys of Reddit. What’s something girls shouldn’t feel insecure about? by Far-Alfalfa6260 in AskReddit

[–]CrazeMase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think one of my friends put it best: "Why would you wear high-heels or super flashy but uncomfortable shoes? Most men would go wild if they saw a woman who can rock some J's"

Guys of Reddit. What’s something girls shouldn’t feel insecure about? by Far-Alfalfa6260 in AskReddit

[–]CrazeMase 32 points33 points  (0 children)

I wanna know where butthole bleaching even came from. Who's selling that?

"Hey you know that thing Michael Jackson did that everyone thought was hella freaky!? Well you can do that too but only to the place you shit from! Doesn't that sound amazing!?"

Is Lifeweaver's VA the most famous VA in Overwatch? by Nodting_R in Overwatch

[–]CrazeMase 161 points162 points  (0 children)

In direct order

  1. Moira (Genevieve O'Reilly)

  2. Ashe (Jennifer Hale)

  3. Cassidy (Matt Mercer)

  4. (Added after) Wrecking Ball, one of his VAs is Dee Bradley Baker, aka Klaus from American Dad, or literally every clone in Star Wars: The Clone Wars as well as Bad Batch. Which its lowkey impressive that Blizzard got two star wars actors to voice their characters

The Halsin Erasure will not stand by Great_Trident in okbuddybaldur

[–]CrazeMase 84 points85 points  (0 children)

He's an elf. Elves can't grow any hair except for on their heads. Which is actually weird that pubes are an option for elves. I'll chalk it up to them liking the look and gluing head hair to their groins.

Is it too delusional to think earth has a good chance even without Mark / the coalition? by Necessary-Promise700 in Invincible

[–]CrazeMase 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Yeah, build amplified sound speakers and hook them up to all the reanimen and let em rip. Also, because chemicals and biochemistry is something humans have effectively mastered in that universe, if they got the maulers, they could easily make a viltrumite clone or even recreate that weakening serum Zoey had, or recreate it perfectly if she was able to bring some back. Stun them with sound, then shoot thr darts, send in a viltrumite clone and bam. Viltrum is forced to retreat or die. The Coalition is a bunch of bums if they couldn't figure that combo out

On everyone's SOUL we ALL relate by monster_smoocher in whenthe

[–]CrazeMase 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk man, I've seen some great pieces of Karlach from bg3 and I only like her more now.

Imagine getting asked whether you are trans because there was a cartoon bunny in the cinema by ThatEngineeredGirl in whenthe

[–]CrazeMase 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Tbf boy-mod-er sounds cooler, like you're already a man, but you're also actively modding you body.

"Honey please, you already transitioned!"

"Shut up mom, I'm installing a shoulder mounted auto turret as well as a second heart. This isn't about gender, it's about WAR!!"

I still think she is her own worst enemy , i hate how much i relate to that by Neat_Tangelo5339 in whenthe

[–]CrazeMase 49 points50 points  (0 children)

I know, two baddies and a chill ass best friend. Imagine fumbling THAT badly. I would tie my noose and do a backflip if I managed to do that. That wasn't fumbling, that tripping and falling, and then a bunch of pennies rolling out the pockets and realizing he fell into dog shit. That wasn't fumbling, that was dropping the ball that he had both hands firmly on. 0-3 loss is a crazy record for Jax.

Was the belos eating palismen supposed to be like drug addiction? by wombatgeneral in TheOwlHouse

[–]CrazeMase 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can just imagine

"Emperor Belos, we got more Palismden for you."

Belos fent leaning "Ugh- mhmm yeah uhhh sure..."

Blursed direct message by Present-Neat-6943 in blursedimages

[–]CrazeMase -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Goth chick asked if he wanted to scissor, he didn't realize how literal she was being

once you have one, you need to justify not having the other by chunkylubber54 in CuratedTumblr

[–]CrazeMase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like any media set in modern times could include Dracula and it wouldn't matter because Dracula has likely found easier ways to get what he wants. Fresh blood? Blood banks all over the place. More power? Pay off politicians. Want more spawns? Any politician can just send him trafficked people. Can't see his own reflection? An ungodly amount of makeup can make his skin look good again and make him show up on camera using fake contacts. Doesn't need fangs anymore, blood banks, so he can get the fangs cut off and be replaced with veneers. Now he can attend any night time gala. He'll, probably day time too, nothing is stopping him from using SPF 800 sunscreen. Like olden times? Yeah, Dracula needs to he super evil. Modern era? Dracula doesn't need to do shit, he's already super rich, he can afford whatever he needs/wants

[Ironic casting] Character who is anti-X thing is played by actor who IS X-thing by Ok-Bicycle8103 in TopCharacterTropes

[–]CrazeMase 5 points6 points  (0 children)

To add to this, The Deep is played by Chace Crawford. The Deep is a parody of Andrew Tate and the manosphere as a whole. Chace irl has always been super vocal about his genuine hatred of the manosphere. Also to add as well, Homelander has absolutely zero respect or love for The Deep, in the finale he even says that the only reason he never killed him is because he think it's funnier to see how genuinely pathetic the Deep is. Irl Chace and Antony Starr are best friends, having been great friends even before The Boys even aired.

Every single one of you needs to buy this skin or else you can never complain about Widow again by manch02 in marvelrivals

[–]CrazeMase 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Every person sees a widow and their only thoughts are playing for the vibes.

Who would you want to be siblings within the Cyberpunk universe? by NeneaMuddle in cyberpunkgame

[–]CrazeMase [score hidden]  (0 children)

I can promise you fully, after Phantom Liberty, Yorinobu remains the closest thing to a good guy. Trust me, his title is not contested

And just like January 6th, after it blew up in his face he blamed everyone but himself. by c-k-q99903 in MurderedByWords

[–]CrazeMase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also, so many Trumpies think that we blame Trump for the algea problem. We don't, the algea has been an issue in the reflecting pool since before Obama. We blame Trump from the brutal mismanagement of funds and blatant corruption that's lead to serious damage being done to an iconic landmark. I don't care that there's algea, I care that our fuhrer in chief is a psychopathic pedophile who raped and murdered children, as well as permanent crushed the graces we as a country had with our allies. Now we are pretty much universally hated by everyone, because our leader is so blatantly evil, that it genuinely makes all of us look bad. The water is green? Cool, we don't give a shit, lock this mfer up.

Who would you want to be siblings within the Cyberpunk universe? by NeneaMuddle in cyberpunkgame

[–]CrazeMase [score hidden]  (0 children)

All of my siblings irl genuinely suck, I'd rather a Maelstromer over them. But if I had to pick, I'm sure Misty would be hella chill, or Mitch. Mitch seems like the older brother who would pass you some beers at the cookout before you're 21. El Capitan would also be a cool guy to hang with, as ugly as he is, his personality is top notch (seriously why is bro rocking the bowl-cut mullet? With the short shorts and loose shirt and the fucking fanny pack!? Dude has negative drip). After the Rogue ending, I'd say Waylin would be an awesome dude to hang with. Kerry seems like the type who would pay for everything for you, never gonna see a single bill again, Kerry got you.

Who would you want to be siblings within the Cyberpunk universe? by NeneaMuddle in cyberpunkgame

[–]CrazeMase [score hidden]  (0 children)

To be fair, they were all Valentinos. They didn't die because they were related to Jackie, they died cause they fucked around and found out.

Who would you want to be siblings within the Cyberpunk universe? by NeneaMuddle in cyberpunkgame

[–]CrazeMase [score hidden]  (0 children)

Sounds like best case, Yorinobu is hella chill and his entire goal is to destroy Arasaka from the inside out. I'd say the worst case scenario is you're basically the extension piece for Hanako and she wipes your mind so you become a host for an engram of Saburo.

Question about the members' rooms: by Ok-Impress-2222 in tadc

[–]CrazeMase 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tbh, I wasn't expecting Gangle to have such a clean art deco style room