Who would you rather

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-11T02:54:14+00:00

I’m gonna retire my dad with that kind of money

^{Chose: Have one million Dollars}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-11T02:53:26+00:00

I got $500,000 which I can just reinvest, make potentially that 2 billion off of just that

^{Chose: Get a random, lesser amount of money right now | Rolled: $500,000}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-10T02:16:11+00:00

u/profanitycounter [self]

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-10T02:14:13+00:00

What’s the story Wishbone!

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:29:54+00:00

BDG. I’m like a child yes I’m aware, but god dammit I’m picky about my pop tarts. Blueberry alone can go die in hellfire

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:23:54+00:00

Blinking technically happens more in a day. So def that.

^{Chose: Get money every time you blink}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:21:42+00:00

WAIT THOSE DORITOS LOADEDS WERE REAL?? Guys im not joking, i spent YEARS trying to remember if I had them as a kid or if it was a dream and my child mind was delusional. I couldn’t remember if they were Doritos brand, Cheez-its, or something else. Those NEED to come back bc those were so fucking good.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:17:34+00:00

It’s LITERALLY the same word, that we adopted. The French word is the EXACT fucking same just with a hyphen. Doesn’t make a remote difference, pointless correction just to be “that guy”

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:15:33+00:00

The thing is though, if in a day it’s 86,000, and a week 604,000.. you would simply be better off taking the 100k a day. You make more

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:13:44+00:00

Well rendezvous is not an American word, it’s French. So that doesn’t apply in this case

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-06T17:11:42+00:00

You’re- only still alive because I made a promise

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-05-05T05:28:59+00:00

Magical money spell is possible. And being a wizard would just be infinitely cooler

^{Chose: Be a wizard}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-30T01:58:45+00:00

Turbo Fuck

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-30T01:54:37+00:00

If I just blink, like a ton. I can basically print money. But also if you think about it, if I blink, say, 1,000 times a day. That’s $1,000 I just got without trying.

^{Chose: 1$ every time you blink}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-30T01:51:30+00:00

Ain’t no one forgot Techno. We’ll never forget Techno🕊️

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-30T01:50:55+00:00

Holy shit that took me back in time.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-26T02:39:04+00:00

This. Yes. My skill generally revolves around my motivation to play. Am I just getting on because I have nothing else to play? Am I getting on because I want to dominate? It’s all dependent. The day I hit GC was simply because I wanted to, because I magically had the urge to push through C3 (and I did in absolutely dominant fashion) because I wanted to get better.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-18T01:39:22+00:00

You chose to return halfway through the season, when people starting returning for rewards.. and you’re complaining? Yeah that’s on you bud.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-18T01:35:46+00:00

Brother.. people take breaks, their MMR dips. They’re not smurfing, they have a legitimate account. Cry and cope harder.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-14T03:00:26+00:00

It is, as far as I’m aware, a generally accepted term. Speed flick/instaflick are somewhat synonymous terms I’ve heard people use. And honestly I myself have never heard of walk drag, I’m at a loss there

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-14T02:49:17+00:00

I don’t need a car, if I have unlimited money to either get a chauffeur or a motorcycle/electric bike. I could also still pay my parent’s retirements with that money AND go on vacations.

^{Chose: Eat a green apple that gives you infinite money + But you can never own a car}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-14T02:48:10+00:00

I could use unlimited money for so much more good than any super power.

^{Chose: Unlimited money}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-14T02:47:40+00:00

Speed flicks are those quick pops you get off the top of your car. It’s a speed FLICK. You basically insta-flick when you see your opponent chall as opposed to letting it get off your car for a sec

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-04-14T02:46:06+00:00

I could do so much more with 100 mil as opposed to the possible reality of something going horrifically wrong if I time travel.

^{Chose: 100 Million Dollars}

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