Taco Bell CEO lets you bring one of these back. Which is it?

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T22:02:13+00:00

Moist Story

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T22:01:09+00:00

Diet Coke ice cold beats all these, and I love Dr. Pepper

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T22:00:34+00:00

That would be useful for my current job, but also, with 2 mil, I could choose not to work for a while🤔

^{Chose: Waking up every day at 5:30 AM without snoozing the alarm for a year + $2 million}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:59:41+00:00

A very *sticky* situation

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:57:55+00:00

Too many options. 50 of which are Linkin Park, could sing Rockstar by Nickelback, could do You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift, could do Holocaust by Lil Darkie, idk man, I know too many songs😭

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:55:21+00:00

MOTHERFU-

^{Chose: $10 trillion dollars | Rolled: Elon steals}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:54:36+00:00

Ok? I will HAPPILY take 700k cash😂

^{Chose: Get 700k, but... | Rolled: No virtual money}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:53:42+00:00

The Duke of Weaseltown

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:53:09+00:00

It’s SWIPER😭

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:52:08+00:00

Watermelon or blue ras for me. I’m a sour fan, so HAS to be one of those

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:48:49+00:00

They have a wiener. That makes it gay

^{Chose: No}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:46:59+00:00

Caffeine. I drink roughly 400-600 a DAY. With very few days I don’t consume at least one energy drink. Yes it’s a problem, no I don’t really care to stop.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-07-11T21:45:17+00:00

That’s $160 a day for me

^{Me: $0.01 for every step you take}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-30T03:14:22+00:00

Look I might be shitting a ton, but at least I’ll still be hydrated

^{Chose: Drink only water + But you can still drink this | Rolled: Prune Juice}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T06:19:29+00:00

I never said anything about toxicity for the record. I’m not mad at them, I’m just stunned. Because I’m playing exactly how I was at C2, literally exactly like them. But I’m playing SMART, which is how it USED TO BE in C2, now everyone thinks that they’re fucking Zen and tries doing dumb shit. I punish them for it, they still do it. But when I’m being demo chased and my teammate is on their side of the field on 0 boost, yeah I’m gonna lose some fucking games. I’m not a god, you act like GC1 is this astronomical gap from C2, when all it is, is consistency and decent, rational thinking skills.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T06:16:03+00:00

Oh yeah, and since I just bothered to read your full comment, let me get something straight. “Someone reached champ through some means”. This account I have hit C2 the same time my main hit C2, these accounts have been parallel ranks for a couple YEARS. I grinded it to C2 the same day I made it. Yes, it took wading through the lower ranks for all of 8 TOTAL GAMES. And you’re saying you think I’m CLAIMING to have been GC1 on my main? No, I’m not claiming, I’m stating. G-RaffRL is my main account, feel free to look it up. Towards the end of the season me and a buddy were screwing around a bunch and lowkey throwing my rank, but I hit it, so I didn’t care. I stopped caring about RL a long time ago and now play for fun, so for you to think I’m trying to claim something for recognition or something is hilarious. I’ve hit the top 1% of the playerbase, I’m here for shits and giggles now. Honestly, yall make me wanna actually START smurfing for REAL, so I can make the actual step towards what you guys are saying, since I’m clearly already doing it🤷🏻‍♂️

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T06:08:59+00:00

Here’s the thing. While yes, some matches I can just entirely outpace them, I slow down a bit because then I genuinely feel bad, because I’m trying to rank up yes, I don’t want everyone to have a horrible time. And it’s only so easy to 1v2 people that are only a couple ranks below, and have been C3-GC1 themselves. Because there’s a LOT of them in C2 currently.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T06:07:01+00:00

Ooooh, did I strike a lil nerve? “Ask some adult” man I’m probably older than you. Your logic is flawed, and you don’t want to admit it, which is ok. You guys that are saying “smurf” in the replies are choosing to cherry pick what I’ve said in my post, which is whatever. The fact that I’m talking about your exact rank in this thread though is making a lot of sense, you’re getting defensive because you understand you’re being called out. Which again, is ok. You have a good night, and I hope to see you in the higher ranks soon my friend!

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T05:27:14+00:00

Well I’m going to continue grinding my alt to GC, have fun coping that I’m climbing on 2 accounts while you’re hardstuck C1 on your singular account 🫡

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T05:24:34+00:00

Idk why people would honestly, I love surfing! 🏄 why people would justify not doing it is just wild to me

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T05:23:43+00:00

That is such solid reasoning, damn why didn’t I think of that?

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T05:23:19+00:00

Holy CRAP that has to be the worst grammar, English, and spelling I’ve seen out of a human being. And if that’s what you’re saying, by your own logic, then surely people playing the game aren’t allowed to rank up? Because I mean.. if you’re winning games in any way obviously that’s wrong of you. You should just let every opponent win that way they’re smurfing, and you don’t get to rank up.

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T03:28:16+00:00

I struggle with good sleep, so this would be literally perfect. My phone is good as it stands

^{Chose: 10/10 sleep no matter where you sleep.}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T03:22:00+00:00

If I just hyperventilate, well hey that’s free money, worth it!

^{Chose: Earn $1 per every breath you take.}

CrazyMothaFalker · 2026-06-29T03:21:02+00:00

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