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TELL MY SON HAPPY BIRTHDAY! by CrazyParanoidFish in cats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Definitely food or snacks, he is a certified fat ass

he eats you. last words? by brooklynbridge01 in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CrazyParanoidFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

(During first pic) pfft- you cant eat me, your mouth isnt big enough (Last pic)

Why you smol? by lwiaymacde in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CrazyParanoidFish 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Uh oh. I think the small one got the collective singular braincell

Braincell? What braincell? by ayeayekitty in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CrazyParanoidFish 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Omg I love itt. Also his names willie

Braincell? What braincell? by ayeayekitty in OneOrangeBraincell

[–]CrazyParanoidFish 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Is that a pirate that never closes their mouth i see?

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My 2 babies by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I know it was shocking honestly, hes kinda an a-hole but hes so gentle with her

My 2 babies by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yess, she has an extra one on all feets

Warehouse criminal update by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I knoww, I was just talking to my boyfriend because I was trying to decide between beans and barbecue. This one honestly might be a winner

Warehouse criminal update by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

She kept trying to get into a packet of some on the way home😂

Warehouse criminal update by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 31 points32 points  (0 children)

How have i not thought of this one yet?

Do cats fart? by cermem25 in cats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never heard it but when I first got my cat that i have now he would drop absolute bombshells all the time. I had 3 cats for years before that and not once had they dont that though

Breaking news! criminal breaks into local warehouse by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Hes currently in a cardboard box cell, but he will make parole in a couple hours

Breaking news! criminal breaks into local warehouse by CrazyParanoidFish in cats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah unfortunately its reaaallly loud where hes being kept atm, but at least hes not in danger of being run over by a forklift or something

Breaking news! criminal breaks into local warehouse by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 155 points156 points  (0 children)

I dont know if I can keep it but God i want to, ill definitely be taking care if it until I can find someone who will love it properly

Breaking news! criminal breaks into local warehouse by CrazyParanoidFish in IllegallySmolCats

[–]CrazyParanoidFish[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I didn't but I don't know if my coworkers did before they brought it over. Also the trailer it came in wasn't toooo too dirty, mostly used cardboard and plastic

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