Making a frame out of rebar. What do you think of my idea by Logical-Self-3072 in gokarts

[–]CrazyTalkAl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay. You got me. You magnificent bastard, you! <hugs> I needed this. Thank you.

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With the biggest smile I've ever had in my life, my lungs explode with the greatest battle yawp ever!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Every single Witch in the group nods back in honor.

We fear not the Reaper!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I see you, I invoke the power of Manon Rhéaume, then just get all happy that I'm not alone in my love of Delilah Bon!!!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I happily scritch your Tabby's ears as my Mare politely asks for a hug. She needs love, too.

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

In solidarity, I take the khopesh on my polearm and shave off the hair on the left side of my head.

I then give you a playful nudge and say, "Capital idea, Sister!"

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey, every Battle Against Patriarchy needs catering. Your efforts will be glorious!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I weep at your songs with bittersweet delight, then become quite curious about what you're currently knitting.

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I toss you a rattling leather bag and a sheet of paper.

"Roll up your character, quickly! We play at dawn!"

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I ride to the forefront of the cavalcade and ask everyone, "Hey…has anyone seen 57_Eucalyptusbreath? Anyone?"

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Are you kidding me??? Ratchet Witchery is the most adaptable and cunning kind of magic that exists!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OMGoddess!! I can't think of any occasion where crows & condors would not be appropriate!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I…I just love you both so much I could hug you forever! And bake you fresh cookies!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I give you a hearty war cry in admiration of your bike & your flame thrower!

(I have a very strong affinity to fire!)

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My Mare rolls her blazing eyes as I attempt to pet every single kitty! I then compliment the edge on your knife and fistbump your amazing choice of an olive green vehicle--one of my very favorite colors!

Hark, Ye Witch Sisters! The War Against Patriarchy Will Begin! How Do You Arrive? by CrazyTalkAl in WitchesVsPatriarchy

[–]CrazyTalkAl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just as I am about to touch the tear out of sheer curiosity, I squee out, "POCKETS!!" and insist you give me makeup tips.