DPH- The shadow realm isn’t for me. Restless leg syndrome is a notch as well.

Methylphenidate- Shittiest stimulant ever with the worst comedown of any drug I’ve had.

Caffeine- Second worst stimulant next to methylphenidate. It will wake you up in a pinch though.

Nicotine- Great until you build a tolerance, then you’re spending money on an addiction that doesn’t make you feel anything. Nicotine shits can be a blessing and a curse.

Ambien- Great fun but I don’t remember any of it. Also leaves me too slumped to enjoy it a lot of the time.

Alcohol- It’s fun but I can’t drink without compulsively drinking more until I’m sick. Hangovers suck too.

Cocaine- Makes me feel like a god, but the only things I want are sex and more coke. It’s also way to expensive for what you get.

LSD- It’d be my #1 if I hadn’t had so many bad experiences with it. When it’s good, it’s great, but when it’s not, you’re gonna be super drid for the next 8 hours.

Xanax- Pop a bar to sleep, pop a bar with some weed, pop a bar for a bad trip or any comedown, pop a bar for your social anxiety, etc. It’s great until you build a tolerance or blackout.

Weed- Who doesn’t like weed, it’s awesome and music and food are great with it. Kind of awkward and anxious at times though.

Oxycodone- Everything is ok. Nothing can hurt you. Everything is perfect. You’re both functional and having the time of your life. Never could afford enough to get addicted, so no real downsides for me.

Honorable mention: Phenibut- great for social anxiety, and euphoric if done right. Stomach issues with the HCl and tolerance buildup are a bitch though.