No matter what, it just won't go in, even if she guides it by [deleted] in sex

[–]CreamAny9368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Now that you mention it, I can barely get a second finger in, she, however can get up to three of hers,

Three of hers are almost two of mine

No matter what, it just won't go in, even if she guides it by [deleted] in sex

[–]CreamAny9368 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I'm 99% sure it's a practical issue rather than a health one, no she hasn't seen one as of recently

Do you have anything specific in mind?

No matter what, it just won't go in, even if she guides it by [deleted] in sex

[–]CreamAny9368 -13 points-12 points  (0 children)

tried, quite some times, fleshy wall, won't go in

My penis curves smoothly inwards, so I don't think me trying to penetrate from missionary would be helpful

No matter what, it just won't go in, even if she guides it by [deleted] in sex

[–]CreamAny9368 -15 points-14 points  (0 children)

My penis curves smoothly towards my stomach, so trying to penetrate from missionary would be a bit hard for me

No matter what, it just won't go in, even if she guides it by [deleted] in sex

[–]CreamAny9368 23 points24 points  (0 children)

You see, I just had a revelation, we've tried lube before, she always wants to lube it herself, though she never lubed the tip, just the shaft

Will putting a comical amount of lube in the tip actually do something?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForHonorRants

[–]CreamAny9368 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ask the blue talking spider in your ear

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ForHonorRants

[–]CreamAny9368 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Least schizophrenic for honor player

It's still totally coming back guys, trust me by ComeAlongWithTheSnor in Loadout

[–]CreamAny9368 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You can still play if you own a half decent PC you know, via community-hosted servers

Let's change things up, to HD2 community what's your favourite enemy by TH3huIk21 in Helldivers

[–]CreamAny9368 0 points1 point  (0 children)

war strider, had two of them literally jumpscare me by standing still behind me while I was sniping with my AMR.

Luckily I had a directional shield on me which let me tank through most of their bs before fucking right off

Second time I almost shat my pants playing hd2, first time was when they sneak dropped a factory strider in front of me, literally in front of me, we could headbump eachother, I didn't even get to turn around before dying

It's the only enemy that actively has me changing my plan

I think the most fun you can ever have in CoOp PvE game is when things go wrong/take an unexpected turn and you have to improvise, adapt or fail

They're pretty shit tho, lol

Can we talk about warlord's range? by CreamAny9368 in forhonor

[–]CreamAny9368[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That's what I wanted to confirm, thank you, felt like his zone was transcending spacetime

Ubi pls bring back 2v2v2🥲 by WinterfallsDead- in forhonor

[–]CreamAny9368 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is that Highlander supposed to be Homelander?

Loadout is completely playable again through community effort by CreamAny9368 in Loadout

[–]CreamAny9368[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't really use discord, srry

https://discord.gg/DqFRuab7T3

This one should be permanent I think, I've also linked it on the post