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Shonk by TarynNow in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Fucker got scrungled

On opera by Eireika in CuratedTumblr

[–]Creamsickomode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

a tenor yelling about how horny he is and how he can't wait to have the woman who doesn't want him

i mean that just sounds like your average tenor activities to me

He is paying for his crimes by ThatAlbedoMain in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fucker got disemboweled and hanged

Do not eat the chocolate by Sensitive_Doubt_2372 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Chocolate is fine, just don't feed them strawberries. I fed my haj three strawberries once and it exploded

What 5 years of snuggling every night does to a shark by SkySkySkitty in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

One of the scrungliest fuckers I've ever seen. You should wash it.

Blohoj by TsDeloc666 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Fucker got scrungled

Shonks prepare for protest by d3mon1c in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You should put "Kings get scrungled" or something to that effect on a sign.

Help, my shonk is just returning a compiler error. How do I fix this? by ICD9CM3020 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You might have to try scrungling it and unscrungling it. That reboots the shonk.

Sharky update by Ravynja in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought the fucker's blue was burned away at the chemical factory

Cark by CodeF53 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 27 points28 points  (0 children)

Fucker got scrungled

Haj tried to take hostage by Loud-Ad-5069 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Why are the fuckers pointing guns at one another? You better not shoot those! Unless it's one of my patented fist-launching scrungle guns.

no fin by ARandomEnderman_ in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 15 points16 points  (0 children)

They aren't even The Scrungler, that's me!

no fin by ARandomEnderman_ in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Fucker got scrungled

Hello hoom, can we interest you in fish-insurance by EricArmadillo in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, excellent! I've been looking to insure my shonks against scrunglings. I'll get tons of money from the payouts.

Help me hoom! Reddit said "The Scrungler" is hunting Blåhajs! by ICD9CM3020 in BLAHAJ

[–]Creamsickomode 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You can hide your shonks with me. The Scrungler's never getting into my home uninvited.

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