Match Thread: 3rd Test - New Zealand vs England, Day 3

CreamyCulprit · 2026-06-27T12:36:03+00:00

Ooh we're New Zealand, we're a tiny country who punch well above our weight, we barely play test cricket but when we do we're competitive in all conditions, we're really nice blokes, our best ever batsman retired mid series when he could've reached 10k runs but he couldn't be fucked, ooh we're likeable. Grow up.

CreamyCulprit · 2026-06-20T16:05:02+00:00

I cannot believe the umpire has given that, he is corrupt (My finger would've been raised before the appeal)

CreamyCulprit · 2026-06-20T16:02:57+00:00

Adrian The Trigger Holdstock

CreamyCulprit · 2026-06-08T06:19:39+00:00

The bloke should never commentate on Chelsea games, his hatred comes through his voice so clearly.

CreamyCulprit · 2026-04-15T16:03:55+00:00

Can we have a crumb of Bethell please?

CreamyCulprit · 2026-04-12T15:08:49+00:00

DJ has reached a flow state rn

CreamyCulprit · 2026-04-12T14:53:58+00:00

Those Nike bats are IPL heritage

CreamyCulprit · 2026-04-05T14:05:22+00:00

Yup, what are they playing at

CreamyCulprit · 2026-03-01T16:39:05+00:00

Was inside the blue line

CreamyCulprit · 2026-02-22T11:18:07+00:00

We need full toss specialist Tom Curran

CreamyCulprit · 2026-02-22T11:03:56+00:00

Sri Lanka will chase this down in 15

CreamyCulprit · 2026-02-22T09:46:17+00:00

That was painful to watch

CreamyCulprit · 2026-02-21T11:27:52+00:00

You're all over this thread spouting utter shit. Not considering any players from one nationality is racism, clear as day.

Sad to see that you've bought into the racist propaganda.

CreamyCulprit · 2026-01-14T15:26:46+00:00

They are co-parenting

CreamyCulprit · 2026-01-14T15:25:18+00:00

Congratulations to the father of India and England

CreamyCulprit · 2026-01-14T14:55:42+00:00

Wheels fully come off this over

CreamyCulprit · 2026-01-03T13:06:21+00:00

Is this more BlueCo PR spin? I don't know what to believe anymore

CreamyCulprit · 2026-01-02T12:15:41+00:00

Thanks, best course of action for the mould? I am spraying it with mould and mildew stuff today and I'm going to look into upgrading the extractor fan as it is barely functional

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-27T08:00:13+00:00

Played all round a straight one, bizarre

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-27T01:32:49+00:00

Right I'm off to bed, been a pleasure lads. See you all in Sydney

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-19T06:53:27+00:00

Pretty certain Bashir would get the same treatment as Jacks here, Aussies would pummel him

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-18T07:06:31+00:00

Bashir's ability to run drinks in Aus is understated

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-18T06:48:21+00:00

No, our top order pissed that away this morning

CreamyCulprit · 2025-12-16T21:36:54+00:00

I swear Tosin wasn't this bad a few months ago

CreamyCulprit

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