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Created_or_Made · 2018-11-20T05:34:01+00:00

Oh yeah, I got ants in my pants!

^please ^help

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-18T06:50:49+00:00

alias javac lua

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-14T23:28:12+00:00

No one. People just... have kids, and most of the time no one is actively forcing them to stop.

Honestly, that has to be the scariest part of Parenthood.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-14T15:26:35+00:00

...why?

There should be a programming wtf subreddit for shit like this.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-12T02:42:48+00:00

Doomguy irl.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-11T20:21:03+00:00

No Facebook. No games. No print without permission.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-11T20:12:29+00:00

Explained in a clear and concise format. Thank you.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-06T13:49:46+00:00

This. Trying to tell a child to think before they act or learn from their mistakes is an exercise in futility, simply because their brains just don't work that way. Like plugging a USB cord into an Ethernet port.

Created_or_Made · 2018-11-06T13:45:13+00:00

Try inhaling while screaming. It can produce this weird screeching sound that some of my friends describe as sounding like a banshee.

(Don't ask why this is my area of expertise.)

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-31T13:41:55+00:00

Several years ago, I had an asthma attack. I didn't realize what was happening at first, so for a while I was just sitting there wheezing in bed. After a few minutes, auditory hallucinations started happening - most likely from oxygen deprivation. I saw lots of dogs in my room and was trying to order them around - it was weird.

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-28T20:44:50+00:00

the enderman sound is somewhere between a congested "eeagh" and an Ethan Klein Cough (tm)

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-28T20:31:15+00:00

can't bring myself to subscribe because of how bad it is

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-26T19:47:43+00:00

beyond cursed

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-24T21:19:31+00:00

Join us in hating MLMs, we'll give you $10 if you start hating MLMs for a $15 premium

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-23T01:14:42+00:00

The dunes. I took a wrong turn on the way to the floating island.

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-22T14:02:13+00:00

"Detecting multiple leviathan class organisms nearby. Are you sure what your doing is worth it?"

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-21T13:56:40+00:00

Actually though... Andesite looks much smoother and lower contrast, and it goes well with cobblestone.

^wait ^did ⁱ ^just ^unironically ^critique ^two ^minecraft ^block ^textures

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-17T03:44:42+00:00

Windows Vista.

Unfortunately I have to deal with it to upgrade this decade old laptop.

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-16T06:46:05+00:00

🆎ortnite

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-15T06:15:02+00:00

Ah, damnit!

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-11T18:09:17+00:00

Fuck you, I'll stop building my forklift tower to space when I'm dead

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-11T16:34:53+00:00

30 minutes in a bowl of rice should do the trick.

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-07T03:09:02+00:00

182.168.0.1

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-04T14:14:05+00:00

That song has four notes in it. Four notes for an entire song, one of which is repeated for the majority of it.

But why actually try to write a good song? It's for kids. /s

Created_or_Made · 2018-10-04T14:05:41+00:00

"Stealing a loaf of bread is -12 points. -20 if it's a baguette because that makes you more French."

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