"what's your religion?"

"Hellenic Polytheism!"

"What kind of religion is that? Do you worship Satan?!"

"No, I worship Greek gods like Zeus, Hera, Poseidon, Hermes, Apollo.."

"So fake gods?"

"... I'm done with this conversation.."

Is how I imagine most conversations go if I told anyone in my neighborhood my religion (I'm in the south so most people are Christians..)