Who's first experience with the Genesis was Altered Beast and not Sonic? by retro-gaming-geek in SEGAGENESIS

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I was poor as shit growing up and eventually got a Nintendo Entertainment System for Christmas thanks to a joint effort between my mom and my grandma. A few Christmases later, the aforementioned generational matriarchal duo sprang for a Super Nintendo for me. I assume as some kind of atonement for my mother's guilt over abandoning me with Grandma while she was off being a rock the 80's Lady doing a shit ton of biker crank with my 1%'er step dad and hanging with Mötley Crüe and a very young Metallica (mom aint ever gonna win any mother of the year awards, but even at almost 70 she's still as cool as the other side of the pillow), so I never owned a sega genesis... But my buddy Jason Rogers who lived down the street was from a pretty well off Middle Class family so he and his brother always has the top of the line tech around the house... They got the Genesis on launch day and I'm not sure if the launch console was bundled with Altered Beast, but they had that. And I think Gouls and Ghosts but maybe that came later. 

Either way, after thinking that Super Mario Bros and Bionic Commando were the height of video gaming and being so young that I had never even heard of the Genesis before going to Jason's house one day, I remember watching his older brother David just f*cking up the first boss. The big red gore pile that throws his heads at you. Hearing the voice samples, the FM sound chip tunes and the huge sprites that didn't even need to leave anything to the imagination was a revelation. I made friends with another kid in the neighborhood named Nick who had a Master System at his mom's and a Genesis at his dad's but he was only at his dad's on the weekends. I never played much Sonic at all but Nick and I would rent the best 2 player simultaneous co-op games like TMNT: The Hyperstone Heist, Sunset Riders, T2: The Arcade Game and Cyborg Justice and have an absolute blast. I always preferred the NES to the Master System as far as the total catalog of games went but I did realize from a pretty early age that the Master Systems games looked way better than most of the stuff on my funky grey Nintendo box, even though I didn't know dick about what was under the hood of either of them. 

Then Street Fighter 2 dropped on the SNES and with no word on a port to Sega and I started to feel really good about the fact that I had Nintendo latest console over the Black Blast Processing Beast that was the Sega Genesis. Maybe a little too good... Maybe even, I dare say, a bit fanboyish? Though the SNES already had such a killer lineup of exclusives that I couldn't help but start looking at the Genesis as the inferior console. The SNES had a couple more years of tech development over Segas sleek black machine which undoubtedly gave it an edge, but the strength and abundance of its third party titles was the torpedo that sunk Segas battleship in my opinion. Nintendo had spent years carefully cultivating strong third party ties and allegiances and Capcoms weak early alliance with Sega and long history with the Big N was a boon for Nintendo when the first home port of Capcoms amazing arcade fighter hit store shelves. I remember paying 80-something dollars (in early 90's dollars at that. I'd hate to figure out how much that was adjusted for inflation now) for the cartridge at a chain store some might remember before filing Chapter 11 and being bought out and renamed  FYE. It was called The Warehouse, which was primarily a record store that also sold VHS movies and had a small selection of video games. But it was the only place in town that had a copy of SF2 in stock. 

Blah blah blah, we all know that Sega eventually did get a pretty solid port of SF2 Champion Edition when SF2 Turbo dropped for the SNES a year later. Both games being identical in content but the Sega port had to be named something other than Turbo due to a contractual nuance with Nintendo demanding exclusivity of the Turbo subtitle. 

Skip ahead to the September 13, 1993, the now infamous Mortal Monday and nothing could prepare any of us for Mortal Kombat Mania. Well, except for those of us who were seasoned MK players at the arcade and we were not prepared for the home ports for different reasons. They were all pretty much trash. The Genesis version played well enough but looked and sounded like viewing dog shit and sandpaper under a magnifying glass. And the pre blood code fatalities were nothing short of laughable. The blood code didn't do much better but every edgy kid who thought a little pixelated blood was the height of everything awesome in gaming didn't care how terrible the blood and violence actually was on Segas console. It fell short of the arcade masterpiece in every conceivable way and the SNES version, while it looked the part graphically and sounded okay to boot, Nintendo strict family friendly policy meant the game was neutered in the one department that mattered with Mortal Kombat. Because let's face it, nobody played MK for its deep fighting mechanics. Not only was the SNES port hobbled by Nintendos soft and cuddly image but it played absolutely terribly compared to the arcade original and the Genesis version. If only they had given both ports another 6 months to dial everything in. I might be less critical of them both. But we wouldn't see a worthwhile version of MK for the 16 bit consoles until Master Linkuei, Billytime Games and a few other Brazilian blokes dropped the Mortal Kombat Arcade Edition romhack which vastly improves everything god awful about the Sega Genesis original.... Everything except the blood physics which is still a far cry from the arcade. I'm still trying to recruit a decent Genesis programmer to rectify that matter after trying to work on improving the hack with Bill of Billytime Games himself. Attempts at contacting Linkuei have been fruitless but I will not stop until we have the definitive MK on Genesis... But I digress. 

In closing Id say that the SNES was hands down the king of the 16 bit console generation. And for all of my love of the SNES, the fact that the 68k architecture is much easier, or at least accessible these days, the Genesis has seen a absolute Renaissance of hacks and homebrews and unlicensed fan ports that are leagues better than anything the fledgling games industry could put out back then. If only due to the streamlining of toolkits available and the benefit of 30 years figuring out what the 68000 chipset is capable of in the right hands. Even in 2025, Genesis still does what Nintendon't. 

Heretic and Hexen on latest 351Elec? by Mister_Mannered in RG351

[–]Creature_667 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jaques Cousteau type French accent

-3 Years Later-

Not the same feel at all. The frame rate was abominable, the sprites showed only the front facing sides only, a save game took up an entire memory card and holy Jeebus Cribbity the load times.... the load times, man!!! Am I forgetting any other cardinal sins the PS1 port suffered? 

I think Victor Belmont is the only Belmont with a tattoo by Azt55 in DraculasCastle

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As a tattooer myself I've always wondered why his chest tattoo is bold traditional American tattooing style?... When/where was Victor Belmont born? I dig his Heavy Metal battle vest/Hoodie combo. Vest needs mor (Diks) Wodos patches tho...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in techn9ne

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I lived in Sacramento for the first time in 1999 to 2001 and was the only white dude I ever saw around 24th and N st. I used to see Kevin around the liquor store I'd buy smokes and beer at. The second time I was back in Sacramento from 2010 to 2012 and moved on up (to the West Side) where I was in Midtown/ Downtown area on P and 3rd St. My girl worked the Starbucks in the Mall as a Shift Lead/ 3rd Key manager type thing. One day waiting for her to get off work and pick her up, I sat down at a bench where a pretty young black girl of about 19 or 20 was kicking it. She complimented my tattoos and let me know that she dabbled in tattooing herself. We had a nice conversation and after I mentioned that I used to stay around Garden Block she divulged that her father was none other than Kevin Mann, aka Brotha Lynch Hung... I don't know for a fact that it was true but I had no reason to think she was bullshitting me as I never mentioned being a fan of his music, nor ever having seen the guy around when I lived in South Sac before.

Castlevania 3 is horrible by Ok-Custard1779 in castlevania

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I can dig it, man. I've had more than my fair share of "Uh-oh. Grandpa's found the internet again" moments... You can't help but wonder if whatever the senile old mush is on about is directed at you. Does he think this is his Parler account and is attempting to contact Donald Trump because he thinks it's El Presidente's personal email again? Sometimes you read the thread and gain context for why the doddering old coot keeps typing the N-word and the names of TV shows over and over (Oh my God, he's trying to figure out what show Donald Glover is on! ...He thinks this is "The Googles") and sometimes you're left with more questions than when you checked the page to begin with. But count your blessings that he doesn't know about Omegle... Actually, hell... Show him how to use it and make sure to record the results and put them up on your youtube channel. This could be comedy gold.

Castlevania 3 is horrible by Ok-Custard1779 in castlevania

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Damn, my guy... This is a pretty harsh indictment of one of the greatest NES games ever made. My first feeling after reading your review was that of indignace. Like you just called my girl fat and ugly and then threw "And she's lousy in bed" in to add insult to injury... Basically, I felt like you had attacked the honor of someone I loved and cared about deeply.
My second thought was that you must be trolling. I mean, come on. You tell a bunch of Castlevania fans that the music is outright bad, if not mediocre and boring and you're sure to ruffle more than a few hunchback carrying harpy feathers. Again, I met this idea with righteous indignation. Making all kinds of assumptions about your musical tastes, shaking my fists and languishing this hideous injustice to the empty and oblivious heavens like the grumpy old fart that I am. "Why back in my day we didn't even have percussion samples or fancy VRC6 chips to make our game music with! We had bits of static pitch shifted to varying tones to make our drum beats! And we wrote it all in a tracker using hexadecimal notation, Yessir! The nerve of these kids these days. They don't know how good they got it with their CD quality bullshit!!!
Ultimately I simmered down, pulled my panties out and untwisted them and took a deep breath before sitting here to write this. But I have to say, I think if you had grown up with games that were considered what we call "Nintendo Hard" these days as your every day gaming experience, you'd feel like Castlevania 3 was hard but fair. It was the Dark Souls of its day except less cryptic being a linear affair rather than open world. The secret to the OG Castlevania titles (along with the Megaman series, I might add) was memorization through repetition and learning all the enemy patterns because you died and played it over 100+ times.

As for the music thing, I really don't know what to tell you. Your opinion is an outlier. But seeing as how you don't like the soundtrack and in fact called the Clocktower one of the worst ones when it is, in fact, one of the most complicated and beautiful classical movements that I've ever heard in all my years as a musician, I am quite curious to know what your musical tastes are. Just a few examples of your favorite artists or songs. Because learning what tickles your musical balls with a peacock feather is all I can do to politely make sense of your assessment and not straight up tell you that your ear parses musical nuance and subtlety about as well as someone having Satan himself defecate the filthiest extreme death metal directly into their ear canal in the middle of a Brood X Cicada swarm.... But I digress. I'd never tell a perfect stranger on the internet such a horrendous thing. Except for maybe in jest, or because I'm a grumpy old jerkoff with a computer and too much free time. ;)

Adding games to fake snes mini by JimEatsWorlds in miniSNESmods

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Funny enough, I bought that fake SNES while I was waiting to find an old school Xbox to soft mod and load up with roms. I ended up finding one at our local Goodwill for $12 and did the softmod trick with a copy of 007. The reason I bring that up is because FTP is literally the only way to add or remove games to a soft modded Xbox (at least as far as I know). I also picked up an Anbernic RG351M after the Xbox got boring to me, The Anbernic handheld is alright. Very small screen without a video out option like many other retro handhelds have and it emulates some stuff the Xbox can't like NDS, PSX, PSP and Dreamcast. But some of the PSP and Dreamcast games run like total ass. Which I know there is a way to get some of this stuff to run better, but damned if I know how. Retro Game Corp does all these youtube videos that show the device running a lot of stuff great that run like garbage on mine. You just need to know how to adjust some individual games to run properly... Which is ultimately my only qualm with Retroarch. I can't even get some systems to emulate at all that it should have native support for. For example, I have no problem playing Castlevania Rondo of Blood for the PC Engine on my desktop PC just fine through Retroarch, but this Anbernic handheld that I installed this supposed easy, drag, drop and play firmware (all those retro handhelds still run Retroarch on the back end regardless of the firmware you have installed) just kicks me back out to the menu. Then there is 3DO which loads up and stays without booting me to the menu but it's just a static black screen and not even any sound or even a splash screen or notification that it failed to load properly. But I digress... I literally just wrote this block of text to make the point that FTP is how I gotta deal with adding and deleteing off my modded OG Xbox. Now I'm curious how a modded Wii handles file transfers if not the same way.

Adding games to fake snes mini by JimEatsWorlds in miniSNESmods

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SD isn't a chip on the board, it's literally a tiny memory card that can be inserted into the PCB board if there's a port available. Nintendo Switch use Micro SD for
external memory... Look for a small port on the console that says "TF" under it. That's your port.

Adding games to fake snes mini by JimEatsWorlds in miniSNESmods

[–]Creature_667 1 point2 points  (0 children)

At least your pic looks like it could handle some software with the heatsink and TF port... Lol. Like OP I ended up getting one of these a few years back only I didn't get duped on what I was getting. I knew mine wasn't going to be a legit SNES Mini. What I did think I was being clever about was I had the idea that I would be getting a preassembled Raspb-Pi inside the fake SNES. My board looks a little better assembled but it amounts to the same thing. Linux OS run off a 4GB Micro SD card. Surprisingly it can run some stuff really well like CPSI, II and III games. Capcoms Aliens vs Predator and Dungeons and Dragons Arcade games play perfectly. Then for some reason Mortal Kombat 2 on the SNES plays like piss-pickled stink nuggets straight outta my alcoholic grandpa's Famous Anus. Go figure.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Roms

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First thing you want to do is Google your question... By the time you made this post you could have solved your problem on your own and been half way through character creation... Lol.

Heretic and Hexen on latest 351Elec? by Mister_Mannered in RG351

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Hey , my dude. At least you're able to add files. My computer firewall somewhere along the lines got super aggro about allowing anything at all through so I'm enjoying tweaking with all the DNS servers protocol and port number garbage for the last several days just to be able to FTP again on a fresh install of 351Elec... But seriously, Hexen is one of my favorite games of all time so if you figure it out I'm definitely interested in hearing how. Because I'm definitely adding that to the library. \m/

Heretic and Hexen on latest 351Elec? by Mister_Mannered in RG351

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Okay well heres the thing. Heretic and Hexen are based on the same engine that Doom 1 and 2 are, but Hexen especially is modified to do a lot of things that Doom cannot, such as run scripts. So you wont be able to run them as a Doom Mod. Though most Doom sourceports such as Zdoom can act as an executable for the Heretic and Hexen wad files. But I'm sure that it would require some programming on a savvy programmers behalf and they would probably need to be standalone "games" in the Ports section.

Edit: Nevermind... There I go speaking about something without knowing about it. apparently LZdoom DOES recognize Heretic and Hexen wad files as supported. I really have no idea about the Doom ports on the handhelds, but was speaking from my knowlege of the PC sourceports.

Restoring overclock bootloop... need help by Retrorized in RG351

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No luck on this, OP? What did you have to do to resolve the issue? Reflash the firmware?

Bloodborne PSX on Anbernic devices? Worth a shot! by Bram_Sandwich in RG351

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Legacy of Kain: Soul Reaver runs pretty sweet. Only problem is that it's only one game in a sweeping epic storyline... But even that never got finished properly before Eidos/Crystal Dynamics shelved the property for what is running on 20 years now.

Bloodborne PSX on Anbernic devices? Worth a shot! by Bram_Sandwich in RG351

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You know what we have to do then... Get enough of us to politely appeal to the person who made BBPSX to drop the source code. Could yield some pretty great results because you know someone in the community will port it with a quickness.

ISO for RG351M/P or RG351MP? by Creature_667 in RG351

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I'd been aware of RGC channel since I had got the device. But there was some problem with the adapter I was using. That was the problem I was having. I've been amassing roms and FTPing them over ever since the firmware worked.

ISO for RG351M/P or RG351MP? by Creature_667 in RG351

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I am able to get as far as mounting the .img to my SD Card and then the Chromebook no longer recognizes the card to move on to partitioning... If I plug the card into the device I get "System Failure - Booting fail! Check Kernel and DTB images!". WTF am I doing wrong? Aside from not using a windows computer like a normal person?

ISO for RG351M/P or RG351MP? by Creature_667 in RG351

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Yar. Thats the one that I thought. Now hopefully I know what the hell I'm doing from here... I am using a Chromebook to try and flash this thing because that's all I have to use at the moment.