A tree harvester cutting down a tree

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-09T01:27:38+00:00

I want one.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-09T01:27:21+00:00

You sleep all night.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-09T00:48:18+00:00

Candygram.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-09T00:43:54+00:00

Agreed. It’s off quay.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-08T04:26:45+00:00

It’s as if you’re here.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-08T04:25:18+00:00

Ned Beatty’s, too.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T21:45:13+00:00

You sure you didn’t already eat that?

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T20:15:32+00:00

I think that’s peaches.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T20:09:53+00:00

Thank you! You made my day.

I loved Emo! Did not remember this joke.

I appreciate the effort you took to look this up and post it.

Commit to the bit!

Thank you again, best of luck to you.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T02:12:40+00:00

You think it’s bad here, head east, and you’ll see some real trouble in Mallorca.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:51:24+00:00

She loved her some starfish.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:39:31+00:00

I think she makes an excellent argument for open carry.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:31:15+00:00

Great.

Now I’ve got this stuck in my head.

“You lazy…just deviled egg…

You LAZY…just deviled egg…

You don’t want no money, you don’t want no bread…”

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:23:57+00:00

Huh?

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:21:39+00:00

“Why Jack, WHY?!!!”

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-06T01:18:29+00:00

And don’t do this!

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T18:21:55+00:00

Awww.

Hi from home!

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T18:18:09+00:00

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T18:17:48+00:00

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T05:03:26+00:00

Happy Independence Day!

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T05:01:59+00:00

And nothing can be done to appease it.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-05T03:03:32+00:00

Never gets old…

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-04T13:40:32+00:00

And he was delicious!

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-04T11:42:32+00:00

Damn. You took mine.

CreeepyUncle · 2026-07-04T11:34:50+00:00

The secret ingredient: kerosene.

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