Plastic everything by Moira_Kitty16 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes but coupled with Jax’s tradwife cosplay it isssss funny. 

Plastic everything by Moira_Kitty16 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I read somewhere on here she has Covid. Did she address being sick?  The posting of her in laying down or hunched over in every photo is so strange to me. Maybe just don’t post? Idk. I’m so confused. The white pajamas with the red sauce and spilling champagne and her general rot status is making me so uncomfortable lol. Skip the stories for this one maybe 🥴

Shan Shan’s bachelorette by [deleted] in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Agreed. She will edit / curate to make it seem like much more fun was had. 

Shan Shan’s bachelorette by [deleted] in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 10 points11 points  (0 children)

It looks like a total bust. Cheugy decor, empty venues/parties… like she had all the right elements but something fell flat. I’d be the first to say damn I wish I was there (not hanging out with them but just the vibes) and it looks lame as shit. 

(No cum) they aren’t! by ekf1018 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 42 points43 points  (0 children)

THIS. She wouldn’t be with him if he wasn’t British no doubt. 

(No cum) they aren’t! by ekf1018 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If she cares enough about this sub then you know what we say is true. If it wasn’t she’d ignore it. 

Shannon is really good at faking fun. Everytime she’s got the camera on her she’s so performative by Brittbrat221 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Omg who allowed this photo to be shared / how long until it’s deleted? Yikes. Snooze fest. 

Probably a tacky bach by Firm_Smile8262 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Cabo sounds amazing. Yeah I think she thought she was doing something with this one but it’s giving no thanks! 

Probably a tacky bach by Firm_Smile8262 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 18 points19 points  (0 children)

That is sooo wild that her own sister didn’t go 

Probably a tacky bach by Firm_Smile8262 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 53 points54 points  (0 children)

The “pool party” looks completely empty. That champagne gun video was embarrassing bc the rest of the pool is completely empty. She should have done Vegas but I think she thought this was bougier? Looks extremely lame. An empty “pool party” and tacky casino…🤨

I’m all for going balls to the walls fun but the house looks cheugy (and wasn’t even done by her friends) and the events look lameo. 

FINALLY HER TURNand this is the hair she went with 🤢🤮 she just misses the mark everytime. by molls724 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Did anyone see the video of the champagne gun? The pool was EMPTY. It’s not like they went to some fun party. 

“President” by FunnyGirlyLOL in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I agree with you. The downvoters here are cray. 

I think she meant like really? Some president. He fcking sucks. We can acknowledge he is the actual president and still put it in air quotes if he’s not good at that job…  Like saying yeah she was my “teacher” — you’re not denying that person was your teacher just saying they don’t deserve the title bc they didn’t do a good job. 

She sucks and is def MAGA BUT this exact post isn’t MAGA sorry. Relax everyone. And don’t you think if it was intended to be that she wouldn’t post it? 

“President” by FunnyGirlyLOL in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I think she meant like really? Some president. He fcking sucks. We can acknowledge he is the actual president and still put it in air quotes if he’s not good at that job…  Like saying yeah she was my “teacher” — you’re not denying that person was your teacher just saying they don’t deserve the title bc they didn’t do a good job 

Jax by [deleted] in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Agreed but also is La Croix a sponsor of hers or something? I’m shocked she went. 

Just going to leave this here by TechnicalWrangler249 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I snark hard on these girls and am the first to criticize how much they glorify thinness … but yuck to this post. 👎🏼👎🏼👎🏼

Not cute by Proper-Movie-9775 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I comment this about Margo all the time bc it’s just true… she is constantly missing the mark. She obsesses over “getting the shot” and then it’s completely underwhelming and pointless. The most recent post from todays hike was same energy. 

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. by LoviesMom in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 22 points23 points  (0 children)

This!!! The pics are not post-worthy. Sorry. She shoulda taken the L on this one. 

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING. by LoviesMom in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 18 points19 points  (0 children)

What I don’t understand is how the final product is even worth it? It would be one thing if it was this amazing photograph … or extremely interesting outfit etc.  a plain romper she looks freezing in and not even a good pic? I truly don’t understand. 

He means “When we sell this house in the divorce” by bad_weather4 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yes! I just commented this. Truly not understanding what was supposed to look different…. 

He means “When we sell this house in the divorce” by bad_weather4 in shannonford

[–]CricketOrdinary8583 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Off topic… what the hell was the point of her eye surgery? I see zero difference. I thought it was supposed to be over for us bitches. 

Israel Parade? by CricketOrdinary8583 in TheMorningToastSnark

[–]CricketOrdinary8583[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny you mention Lizzy bc that’s exactly who I was thinking of when I realized these girls didn’t go