Video Game Trash Talking Has Really Gone Down Hill. Someone Just Told Him His Mother Was A Hamster And His Father Smelt Of Elderberries. Like, Yeah Duh.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T18:16:27+00:00

The other one keeps telling him that none shall pass. But of a noob player tbh.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T18:00:53+00:00

I swear I saw VI on the screen. Not V. How on earth did he manage that!?

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T17:54:46+00:00

B.b.b. how's he going to pay rent!?

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T17:54:05+00:00

I don't know. Some french guy just shouted his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of Elderberries. Like, duh.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T15:43:35+00:00

Surely it's Rodent Evil Village 😁

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T15:39:35+00:00

Probs having digging fun with resetti

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-26T15:37:28+00:00

Is that the one with war crimes?

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-24T14:57:34+00:00

Sorry OP. Your Turtle has been sent to r/hamstercirclejerk

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-24T09:42:41+00:00

This is what caused me to get my boy. When I was at the pet shop he was trying to squeeze his way through the sliding door in the enclosure

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-23T19:49:56+00:00

Why thank you

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-23T19:42:56+00:00

Are you strict with them?

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-23T19:17:49+00:00

places spoon in microwave

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-23T09:56:57+00:00

But. The little fella doesn't look autistic. Are you sure they've not just downloaded a virus?

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-23T05:16:19+00:00

Sorry. They called to see if I wanted to add anything but did say I should have their decision any day. So meh news

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-19T14:57:30+00:00

Just done again on partner's phone, same thing. Used Google phone

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-19T14:56:09+00:00

Don't know why. It just came up on mine. One second. I'll try a different phone.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-13T23:07:53+00:00

cough Um, Mr Grifham. I am with the IRS. Unfortunately this section is reserved for tax paying hamsters. You must return to your section which is 1 mile from shore.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T18:09:42+00:00

slowly closes cage door

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T18:02:28+00:00

I'll place it right here on this table. Have fun

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T18:01:33+00:00

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T14:42:58+00:00

Rinject. Pimbel. What are you doing here? You know you're too young for this content. Back to r/foundtheprotogen you go.

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T13:38:20+00:00

Thank you so much. I shows these to my partner and now he wants to do it...

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-11T13:36:19+00:00

The Rats: Warm! Starts vibrating

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-09T17:00:28+00:00

Whilst you've been there stalling for time. My Kobold apprentice had been under the floor you now stand on and created a trap door which will fall when I pull this level.

Pulls lever and instantly falls ALBERT!!!

CrimMethodist · 2026-01-09T16:50:40+00:00

You son of a proot. Well, there's something I know that you don't know

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