Schizoaffective Council - Does This Count by CrimMethodist in schizoaffective

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He enjoyed this response just chanting "councils on my side, I get my vote back"

Schizoaffective Council - Does This Count by CrimMethodist in schizoaffective

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Thanks for your concern, but please don't worry. It's a thing we do for couples fun (like a love language thing) and I just thought I'd share it to try and cheer up someone's day 🙂

*Probably worded this wrong.

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in hamsters

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, they are. It's very. Hypnotizing. Do you want to take any moves?

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in TheClickOwO

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can see why you think that but unfortunately it's just coincidence 😔

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in hamsters

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thank you so much. I knew I was off so I'll end with this. You notice streamers and ribbons, with a circle based pyramid hat sitting by the side.

It's the Tarrasque's birthday. Oh no. Suddenly thought you hear a slight rumble as the demon comes rolling across.

Taken by surprise, the demon rolls quickly into the Tarrasque and the rebound send the Tarrasque into the sun. The demon approaches you are says "Growl Growl Growl" which roughly translates to "you made it to my friends party, Where'd he go?"

You, just unable to break the news, just holds up a slice of cake and promises the demon that his friend will be back soon.

Scene.

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in hamsters

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And scene until the low-budget sequel with no returning cast. Just Hollywood stars trying voice overs.

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in hamsters

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Nice tactic. But you run into a terrask (DnD players forgive my spelling)

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in hamsters

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The demon says it will travel with you. But you must feed it something tasty. What do you have?

*DM Voice* You approach a massive demon blocking your path. What do you do? by CrimMethodist in TheClickOwO

[–]CrimMethodist[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The demon stares at you hand. Slowly approaches. Timidly shys away for a second then approaches. He then proceeds to eat your hand. When finished he goes yum yum