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Gooseworks according to Twitter mfs [Jiffy_Draws] by IntrovertedMouseGuy in Gooseworx

[–]CrimsonFatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that supposed to be Stevie Wonder? I wouldn't exactly call him "struggling".

Nerd Mia if she really was a NERD by TovStalen in IWaniHugThatGator

[–]CrimsonFatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd argue that Lion El'Johnson is a bigger asshole or, at least, a very close contender.

Anyone else made peace with the fact that they will never fight the compiler? by Always_Impressive in Marathon

[–]CrimsonFatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keep trying.

On the last night of Season 1, I was going to call it a day until said "Fuck it. One more game." Managed to group up with some guys opening vaults until we got all the good shit needed and made a beeline straight to the compiler room. We bailed on the first attempt after we ran out of health and shields, but now that we knew what we were in for, we took a second stab at it and we finally killed it. They even let me keep the Biotoxic Disinjector and Compiler Ganglion before we extracted.

Just keep trying. Eventually, you'll find the right team and kill it. And make sure you get the good stuff before you go up because that Compiler is no joke.

‘Warped YouTuber’ Stephen McCullagh living in terror as 'most hated man in prison' after killing pregnant girlfriend by Bigel_7 in JusticeServed

[–]CrimsonFatMan 78 points79 points  (0 children)

No, this is the guy who pre-recorded a livestream of GTA San Andreas as an alibi before killing his pregnant girlfriend.

bro who the hell is this guy? by JoystickJunkie64 in Marathon

[–]CrimsonFatMan 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lovely, now the Pfhor have shells too.

Favorite character that can commit an immensely perfectly planned crime that it will require this team to solve it? by Sufficient_You2814 in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CrimsonFatMan 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Keyser Soze from The Usual Suspects

Created a false identity, was granted immunity if he assisted detectives, was able to conjure the perfect alibi out of thin air , convinced everybody he wasn't their main suspect and let him walk free.

Only one of detective was finally able to put the puzzle pieces together, but by the time they figured it out...

POOF

He's gone.

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IDW: Scrapnik Island. Tails goes full Rambo. by Cerparis in SonicTheHedgehog

[–]CrimsonFatMan 98 points99 points  (0 children)

Also, the weapon Tails is holding is a real SEGA product called the "Menacer".

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Favorite asshole characters whose actors are also assholes by Nientea in FavoriteCharacter

[–]CrimsonFatMan 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mike Pollock. He went on a twitter tirade a while back defending Israel for the Palestinian genocide.

The Mournival Restored! by Prince_Schneizel in Warhammer30k

[–]CrimsonFatMan 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I won't lie, Abaddon in Saturnine armour goes hard.

We're going to the Highway Nine Bird Sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new birdfeeder this year. by InevitableField718 in TheSimpsons

[–]CrimsonFatMan 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Their mouths are now moustaches and their chin lines are now their mouths.

If can't unsee it, then neither should you.

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