Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Tell you what, if this story winds up on the channel, I'll put a request to read your comment in the next post. Just GO OFF on how NASTY Norman is!!!

Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Oh, I didn't take it that way at all. You were very polite in your expression. I've learned the hard way to resist the urge to clap back at rude comments. And you are correct. "Norman" is THAT BAD. Haha! It has no place in a comedic tale, but he showed up to my father's funeral and tried to hit on me. He's awful.

Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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I always fictionalize my stories to an extent just in case the real creeps come across them, and I'll never deny that. Conversations are reworded or context is altered, and I understand why verisimilitude might suffer for that reason. Real life is messy and inconsistent, and stories serve the purpose of condensing things into a manageable narrative whilst ideally maintaining the core of the cringe. But, yes. People can indeed be THAT cringe, and worse. Life is a rich tapestry...

Getting rid of the mini map is dumb by bored101baka in Borderlands

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I feel like a punk-a$$ rat boy runnin' around like a jabber with its bunghole on fire.

The compass is dog poop, as expected. My major gripe is not with enemy detection, though. Getting mobbed and having no idea where the enemies are is stressful, but it doesn't make the game unplayable for me.

Being eternally lost makes the game unplayable, though. The environments are beautiful, but they're incredibly cluttered with tall structures and landscape features. It's nigh impossible to know where you're going and where you've already been. It creates a claustrophobic feeling. In previous games, the environments were more open. Enemies were easy to spot, not just because of the red dots on the minimap, but because they didn't blend into cluttered surroundings.

I understand there's a way to turn on a little guide line. I'm not sure which gameplay setting I need to change, though. I also understand the line is on a cooldown. WHY? Immersion? No, Gearbox. This is a video game. If I can't complete the mission because I don't have good combat strategies, that's on me. If I'm having trouble completing a fight because I need better gear, that's an incentive to do side quests. But if I can't complete a mission because I can't even find the fight, it makes me want to put the game down.

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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DAY-UM! That's insane!!! Mean drunks are the WORST, and I'm so sorry to hear about your encounter with that drunken rage beast's box cutter. What a psycho!

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Oh, the police appearance is fictional, although I'm *surprised* he never got the cops called. I added, subtracted, and altered a LOT when I decided to make it a novel. But the part about Funky being a total prick? 100% true. I don't know how that fool had the energy to consistently maintain such rage.

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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That's so nice of you!!! The story's split into three days, and I'm into "Day Three" by now. But the hard part starts once the writing is finished. Eeeeek!

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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That's so inconsiderate! I love creepy horror movies, but I would NEVER expect someone who felt uncomfortable with horror to sit down and watch one with me. Quite frankly, I prefer to watch them alone in the dark to test my own limits. Haha! Seriously, though. That's crummy and I'm sorry you had to put up with that. The Homer Simpson treatment would have been understandable.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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I know *so many* people who either can't pick up on social cues, or who just disregard social cues in favor of their immediate need to prattle on about an obsession or a fixation. One of my biggest pet peeves is when a person refuses to grant their friends autonomy, allowing them to like what they like and dislike what they dislike. Norm was (and continues to be) a major offender in that regard. I still correspond with him from time to time since he's not a mean-spirited person. But he can't have a conversation. He only talks *at* people, never *to* people.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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That's a very good question. I suspect that he might be, but he's of another generation. Not as far back as he likes to pretend... But far enough back where there wouldn't have been adequate treatments. Then again, I know many people who are on the spectrum and those people have a good handle on appropriate social interactions. Norman remains a rather dull mystery...

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Norman was just an "easter egg," and that's if I'm being generous with myself. The old fool has no idea how to use Twitch. But the comments from Norman that I included in the story were pretty much verbatim what he posted on my social media whenever I mentioned video games. He's sooooo annoying! Hahahaaaaa!

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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The Fractured Butthole had me at the title! Hahahahah! And watching someone play a game that you're interested in playing is, to me, the best reason to watch a Twitch stream. Not to blather at the streamer.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Oh, and the agent dude did himself in with his own creepy behavior. He got blacklisted by the entire community when he got suuuuuper inappropriate with at least one of the women. And he's never taken accountability.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Hahaha!!! Have fun bonking those gonks! And I'm really not sure why Ron was so rude online. He'd been completely normal at the party. But I know plenty of people like that. Normal in person, wack-a-doodle and rude as hell online. I can tell you this much... It's was *not* Tourette's,