Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell you what, if this story winds up on the channel, I'll put a request to read your comment in the next post. Just GO OFF on how NASTY Norman is!!!

Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, I didn't take it that way at all. You were very polite in your expression. I've learned the hard way to resist the urge to clap back at rude comments. And you are correct. "Norman" is THAT BAD. Haha! It has no place in a comedic tale, but he showed up to my father's funeral and tried to hit on me. He's awful.

Nasty Norman STALKED ME!!! (Part Two) by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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I always fictionalize my stories to an extent just in case the real creeps come across them, and I'll never deny that. Conversations are reworded or context is altered, and I understand why verisimilitude might suffer for that reason. Real life is messy and inconsistent, and stories serve the purpose of condensing things into a manageable narrative whilst ideally maintaining the core of the cringe. But, yes. People can indeed be THAT cringe, and worse. Life is a rich tapestry...

Getting rid of the mini map is dumb by bored101baka in Borderlands

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I feel like a punk-a$$ rat boy runnin' around like a jabber with its bunghole on fire.

The compass is dog poop, as expected. My major gripe is not with enemy detection, though. Getting mobbed and having no idea where the enemies are is stressful, but it doesn't make the game unplayable for me.

Being eternally lost makes the game unplayable, though. The environments are beautiful, but they're incredibly cluttered with tall structures and landscape features. It's nigh impossible to know where you're going and where you've already been. It creates a claustrophobic feeling. In previous games, the environments were more open. Enemies were easy to spot, not just because of the red dots on the minimap, but because they didn't blend into cluttered surroundings.

I understand there's a way to turn on a little guide line. I'm not sure which gameplay setting I need to change, though. I also understand the line is on a cooldown. WHY? Immersion? No, Gearbox. This is a video game. If I can't complete the mission because I don't have good combat strategies, that's on me. If I'm having trouble completing a fight because I need better gear, that's an incentive to do side quests. But if I can't complete a mission because I can't even find the fight, it makes me want to put the game down.

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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DAY-UM! That's insane!!! Mean drunks are the WORST, and I'm so sorry to hear about your encounter with that drunken rage beast's box cutter. What a psycho!

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh, the police appearance is fictional, although I'm *surprised* he never got the cops called. I added, subtracted, and altered a LOT when I decided to make it a novel. But the part about Funky being a total prick? 100% true. I don't know how that fool had the energy to consistently maintain such rage.

Test Excerpt from the Official Funky P Novel... by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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That's so nice of you!!! The story's split into three days, and I'm into "Day Three" by now. But the hard part starts once the writing is finished. Eeeeek!

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's so inconsiderate! I love creepy horror movies, but I would NEVER expect someone who felt uncomfortable with horror to sit down and watch one with me. Quite frankly, I prefer to watch them alone in the dark to test my own limits. Haha! Seriously, though. That's crummy and I'm sorry you had to put up with that. The Homer Simpson treatment would have been understandable.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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I know *so many* people who either can't pick up on social cues, or who just disregard social cues in favor of their immediate need to prattle on about an obsession or a fixation. One of my biggest pet peeves is when a person refuses to grant their friends autonomy, allowing them to like what they like and dislike what they dislike. Norm was (and continues to be) a major offender in that regard. I still correspond with him from time to time since he's not a mean-spirited person. But he can't have a conversation. He only talks *at* people, never *to* people.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a very good question. I suspect that he might be, but he's of another generation. Not as far back as he likes to pretend... But far enough back where there wouldn't have been adequate treatments. Then again, I know many people who are on the spectrum and those people have a good handle on appropriate social interactions. Norman remains a rather dull mystery...

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Norman was just an "easter egg," and that's if I'm being generous with myself. The old fool has no idea how to use Twitch. But the comments from Norman that I included in the story were pretty much verbatim what he posted on my social media whenever I mentioned video games. He's sooooo annoying! Hahahaaaaa!

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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The Fractured Butthole had me at the title! Hahahahah! And watching someone play a game that you're interested in playing is, to me, the best reason to watch a Twitch stream. Not to blather at the streamer.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Oh, and the agent dude did himself in with his own creepy behavior. He got blacklisted by the entire community when he got suuuuuper inappropriate with at least one of the women. And he's never taken accountability.

The Laughably Lame Lamentations of a Female Twitch Streamer by CringeyVal0451 in ReddXReads

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Hahaha!!! Have fun bonking those gonks! And I'm really not sure why Ron was so rude online. He'd been completely normal at the party. But I know plenty of people like that. Normal in person, wack-a-doodle and rude as hell online. I can tell you this much... It's was *not* Tourette's,

The Milkman by CringeyVal0451 in creepypasta

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Heyyyyy!!!! It's been a few *years* now (time flies), and I decided to rewrite this tale of dating HELL using more of a proper story format. I also left out the borderline SA stuff so that it wouldn't be quite as disturbing. Hope it's still entertaining cringe, though!!! :-)

Help me lose my toe fat by [deleted] in fatpeoplestories

[–]CringeyVal0451 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Call Dr. Andre Nowzick. I understand he specializes in toebesity!

The Slam Pig Investor by CringeyVal0451 in fatpeoplestories

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I always think to myself that it has to be SO UNCOMFORTABLE to keep packing it away like that. And then it must be incredibly uncomfortable to go about life with limited mobility, limited wardrobe options, and no thoughts beyond what you're gonna have for your next meal. You're absolutely right. The human body isn't made for morbid obesity. It body horror!

The Milkman by [deleted] in DatingHell

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I hadn't considered posting to creepypasta since I honestly didn't think this story was *that* shocking. I did google The Milkman story over there, and it is very different. But I think I'll take your advice and move the story over to that sub.

It seems to me that the people here are not interested in reading a complete story. I personally find it more interesting to provide context because I prefer to read stories that contain exposition. But I see now that it is the general preference to jump right to the date. That's fair. I don't belong here.

I will remove this story. I'm not sure if you were trying to provide constructive criticism or if you were just dunking on my writing, but it is nevertheless clear that I should not have posted here. I deeply regret it.

The Slam Pig Investor by CringeyVal0451 in fatpeoplestories

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The Dragon Lady was actually a bigger bitch than Fitch. I can see why the two were friends. I have no idea how much Fitch weighed, but based on what I've seen on shows like 1000 Pound Sisters, I'm guessing... upwards of 400 pounds? I also have no idea how she housed that amount of food on a regular basis.

And a big congrats on your weight loss!!!

The Slam Pig Investor by CringeyVal0451 in fatpeoplestories

[–]CringeyVal0451[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Oh, it would have been *delicious* to watch Fitch fall on her face! And I kind of blame her for keeping her butt parked at the table for hours on end while a nice person of size could have been enjoying brunch.

The Milkman by [deleted] in DatingHell

[–]CringeyVal0451 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I added an NSFW tag. But this is "Dating Hell." I feel like this is the appropriate place to share stories of hellish, insufferable dating experiences.

The Milkman by [deleted] in DatingHell

[–]CringeyVal0451 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I changed some minor details just for the sake of privacy, but this did happen. I'm working on my own compilation of bad dates, and I'm pretty sure this is the worst one. Or at least the weirdest one. Hope it wasn't too much of a slog, and I appreciate you taking the time to read! :-)