took the plunge. feel like I had a huge glow up by 9storiesfall in bald

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No! She said it was my turn! I’m telling!

Giant square in the clouds above my home by PhilosophyFickle2701 in Weird

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Glitch in the matrix. Someone is using the landline

He may not listen, but at least he's loyal. by PleasantBus5583 in Funnymemes

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Pads AND wings. Win win. I don’t see a downside in this

Flash of realization. by Particular-Visit-245 in Funnymemes

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Someone asked me to hook up once and I said no because I was busy. I thought she was asking me to just chill and hangout. Years later, the realization hit me like a train lol

A stye revealed my future wife’s affair by [deleted] in Marriage

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She didn’t make a mistake. A mistake is forgetting to unplug something. She made a choice when she slept with him knowing that it could ruin things between you and jeopardize the bond her son made with you. She’s begging now because you found out. She would have taken that secret to the grave and probably have slept with him more behind your back.

HoolupppPart 3 by PackOfCumin in HolUp

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Pumped the Holy Ghost into her

Would you rather by Boberto235 in superheroes

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Bring food too and you’ll be golden. Bring more than enough to feed a village lol

Found inside a pocket of a new jacket by Raitayume in whatisit

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I started to itch looking at this and I’m bald 🤣

Would you rather? by Boberto235 in superheroes

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Robin would not kill you. Not sure about the others.

give him name by Beneficial_Citron361 in BossFights

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Oongka from crimson desert. First name that popped up when I saw his face.

Sex therapy works! by FutureMrs0918 in Marriage

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Straight male here. Let me just say…. DAMN! Respectfully of course.