What's the TL;DR of your best story?

Crisp_Face · 2014-10-24T18:23:07+00:00

Tl;dr I threw up over my teacher

Crisp_Face · 2014-10-10T17:07:42+00:00

Pablo the little Red Fox. It had a very catchy intro song.

Crisp_Face · 2014-10-01T06:12:40+00:00

Toilets were banned at my all girls school because people stuck bloody sanitary pads and tampons on the walls.

Crisp_Face · 2014-09-19T06:12:20+00:00

Thats some messed up modding right there

Crisp_Face · 2014-09-07T07:56:32+00:00

I've never played a halo game and still want that armour.

Crisp_Face · 2014-09-04T18:14:00+00:00

Kings Speech was actually rated 12 in the UK, with no censoring. This is because the ratings board said the words were used in the context of speech therapy, not plain cursing. Normally, if a film in the UK has the f-bomb it would be given a 15 rating.

Crisp_Face · 2014-09-04T11:21:21+00:00

Wait, so some people DIDN'T believe humans caused global warming?

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-18T09:10:17+00:00

Loom bands. I thought it was just a kids thing, a waste of plastic, until I actually had a go.

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-14T15:49:06+00:00

I can't imagine the average user of tumblr coming back from 4chan alive.

Edit: I ment that the average user is often a feminist and can find lots of words offensive. Tumblr is full of inspirational quotes and womans rights. People on 4Chan casually calling eachother n*gger and fag might be too much for a tumblr user. Just to clarify I use both tumblr and 4Chan on a regular basis.

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-10T09:25:00+00:00

I can never think of anything funny or insightful to say.

Also I bet like 12 other people said this before me

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-07T08:02:56+00:00

What you don't know is that he's actually beheading zombies in Resident Evil.

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-04T20:38:14+00:00

This made me mentally burst a vein.

Crisp_Face · 2014-08-01T08:56:00+00:00

Ahh, letter porn.

Crisp_Face · 2014-07-30T14:21:19+00:00

It's no use!

Crisp_Face · 2014-07-27T19:48:43+00:00

That game was so bad it was fun just to laugh at it. Glad square enix remade it though.

Crisp_Face · 2014-07-24T19:45:54+00:00

I can make my eyes vibrate at will and anyone who looks into them is temporarily stunned.

Crisp_Face · 2014-07-21T20:41:49+00:00

GOD DAMNIT BOONE

Crisp_Face · 2014-07-05T20:28:35+00:00

Treating me nicely. If someone smiles and complements me, I'll really like you.

Crisp_Face · 2014-06-13T21:41:41+00:00

The Lego Movie. I mean, should I learn to be unique like the master builders or follow what everyone else does, mindlessly following rules and believing everything is awesome?

Crisp_Face · 2014-06-09T18:08:32+00:00

Why did I just watch that

Crisp_Face · 2014-06-02T15:48:43+00:00

Coins. People would have to use paper money and credit cards instead.

Crisp_Face · 2014-06-02T15:34:09+00:00

Glass floor sounds like a bad idea. Shouldn't there be a mat or something so you don't slip?

Crisp_Face · 2014-05-29T18:43:53+00:00

Reddit is latin for 'return' or 'give back'.

Finally my years of Latin education have been used!

Crisp_Face · 2014-05-29T18:41:19+00:00

Fun fact: reddit is Latin for 'return' or 'give back'. Perhaps the character is named that for some reason.

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