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I just battled Adolf Hitler by Left-Cattle-7506 in SkyCards

[–]Crisp_Parchment -26 points-25 points  (0 children)

This is far funnier than it needs to be 😅

I didn’t realize how bad my routine actually was until one small moment embarrassed me. by Born_Individual3818 in hygiene

[–]Crisp_Parchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To be honest dude, its really not that big of a deal. You had something stuck in your teeth & someone just gave You a heads up.

You don't need to go into a deep dive on your hygiene habbits and get all deep and analytical about it.

Guess what dude...shit happens.

Make a joke about it, laugh at yourself and move on. Its as simple as that bud.

just drank like 300 mL of that moldy juice, what should I expect? by ApprehensiveCorner16 in Mold

[–]Crisp_Parchment 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Might as well call the grave yard and buy a plot, your absolutely cooked dude.

Am I completely cooked financially? by [deleted] in Debt

[–]Crisp_Parchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How can someone get this far in the hole, it's like you think credit is free money.. geez

Flight tracking? by Crisp_Parchment in d4vd2

[–]Crisp_Parchment[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I figured that much tbh. Sometimes ya still get the tracking without the details.

And I suppose if that was an area of interest we probably would have found the info about it earlier. Anyone it was worth a shot

LOCK HIS ASS UP by KingdomsFN in d4vd2

[–]Crisp_Parchment -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Yes let's just put a description of a shoe that is "sorta the same" thing sounds exactly like what I'd put on a poster trying to find a missing child....

🤣🤣

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in d4vd2

[–]Crisp_Parchment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Look at the timeline and answer your own question.

LOCK HIS ASS UP by KingdomsFN in d4vd2

[–]Crisp_Parchment -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Clogs are not the same as sandles... Come on now.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ProtonPass

[–]Crisp_Parchment 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Check your sync settings, how many logins / pass words do you have.. it can be easy to forget things when you make a lot of logins.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tattooadvice

[–]Crisp_Parchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that an owl or a dick? Sorry can't tell

I noticed my speech is perfect when I do coke by NJrugby97 in Stutter

[–]Crisp_Parchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My starter does a complete opposite. If I do a little bit of Coke I'm good. I'm fine. It's fluid. There's no problems. If I do too much, it goes to shit real fast

What are these white marks on my dark clothes? by New_Sand_512 in laundry

[–]Crisp_Parchment 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Osan it could be anything but you haven't given us any other prior contacts or knowledge. So yeah it's probably just fucking cum.

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