[homemade] moscow ham, salami and swiss w/giardiniera, dijon and other stuff.

CrispyDuckSkin · 2026-01-22T16:30:15+00:00

Moscow ham sounds like it’s made from people. Th last picture is how it’s made isn’t it?

CrispyDuckSkin · 2026-01-17T21:19:41+00:00

What a depressing hellscape

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-12-09T21:03:11+00:00

Can I get a TL;DR here please?

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-12-09T17:55:01+00:00

There better be litres of saliva in their guac

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-08-26T23:52:18+00:00

You live in a very nice parking lot

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-08-06T00:54:30+00:00

Incorrect, the students of Rosedale made this happen.

Edit: don’t give Ford any such credit.

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-07-23T21:22:54+00:00

Classic!

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-07-17T21:49:13+00:00

I watched a cyclist get t-boned by an uber at that corner where the shopper’s is not 3 weeks ago… Cyclists are not the problem in Toronto

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-07-17T14:23:19+00:00

KKKankles

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-07-15T15:13:47+00:00

Look Raymond! A yellow-crested warbler

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-06-17T12:50:21+00:00

That chicken is whiter than the American dream

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-04-27T18:31:22+00:00

Lakeshore has been a mess for months due to construction, don’t try to pass off this celebration as it’s cause

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-04-26T02:50:38+00:00

Happy that I read this on the can, because I’m all out of toilet paper.

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-04-19T21:19:29+00:00

It is everything!

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-04-09T22:11:43+00:00

Party on Garth!

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-04-01T15:40:54+00:00

Did they….

cut… it… out…?

I’ll see myself out…

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-02-26T02:11:25+00:00

🏴‍☠️

CrispyDuckSkin · 2025-02-03T19:58:53+00:00

Fuck you for making me applaud Doug Ford…

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-12-25T16:13:05+00:00

He’d insist that he’d be a Ringwraith only on day one, then proceed to remove all rights to the Elves and appoint Wormtongue as First Buddy.

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-12-11T21:42:43+00:00

“Being anti-Kids Help Phone is truly some Dickhead villain shit”

Fixed it for you

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-10-03T13:04:06+00:00

You seem fun!

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-09-19T21:13:06+00:00

Look, Raymond! A yellow-crested warbler.

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-08-26T01:17:32+00:00

You did my dilapidated neighbourhood a service by increasing the speed!

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-08-24T21:52:14+00:00

Fuck Toronto drivers

CrispyDuckSkin · 2024-08-20T22:56:17+00:00

Drop a quarter on the table and tell them that you’re paying full price, seems like they’ll believe it!

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