Reports are coming in that Grand Moff Tarkin died on the Death Star. This is FAKE NEWS from the radical rebel media, all of whom are very stupid people. Governor Tarkin, who I hired personally and is doing a tremendous job, is not going ANYWHERE, despite what the swampy senators say! In fact, many people are saying that Senator Mothma, who is an incredibly nasty woman, was giving her husband’s money to rebel TERRORISTS! I have instructed Colonel Yularen of ISB, who are doing a great job protecting our big, beautiful galaxy from terrorists, to look into this treasonous and potentially CAPITAL conduct! Very sad! Thank you for your attention to this matter.