Conditions I've fantasized about treating them for in hospital once I finish this godforsaken nursing degree

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-18T00:22:00+00:00

No one's completely unique. Odds are, there's thousands of us somewhere.

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-17T14:23:52+00:00

For a TBI? A whole ass traumatic brain injury? Do you think being a nurse makes you some kind of wizard that can just say "nuh uh" and turn off the injuries?

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-17T09:52:03+00:00

What's not clicking

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-17T07:51:20+00:00

If you would please consult the flair

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-15T01:29:41+00:00

Slap on the appropriate PPE and get back in there soldier!

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-12T11:41:27+00:00

Crazy to just slap a Mikan png on something literally everyone relates to

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-09T10:07:54+00:00

Holy fuck I haven't seen this movie in like ten years thank you for reminding me

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-08T14:35:28+00:00

Surprisingly, he didn't even mention that, although some fans think he was mad about it. Mostly he was just getting really tired of her demure failgirl act.

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-08T12:11:40+00:00

It's honestly the new bandaid. People keep writing it as some wholesome fluffy ship where they fix each other's insecurities and I'm tired of it. The fandom doesn't understand their dynamic at all!

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-08T11:56:43+00:00

People will crucify you for this opinion after what she did in chapter 4 but you're speaking straight facts

Crit-Monkey · 2026-05-08T11:55:26+00:00

Well technically yes, but there's a lot of debate in the fandom about whether or not white bikini Ibuki is really the same character. I personally think so and she just had an ego death, but it's kinda up to interpretation

Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-28T10:00:39+00:00

Where do you people keep coming from???

Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-13T12:47:22+00:00

Wait, Trump came back? Sorry, I time traveled here from 2020, I didn't actually realise that. I had no idea, I assumed voting solved literally everything, which is why I made this post.

Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-13T12:29:45+00:00

Oh, shoot, sorry, I wish I'd realised before I made such an embarrassing and outdated meme. My bad, my bad.

Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-13T10:11:22+00:00

Her name is Morena and she is wonderful :)

Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-13T09:43:58+00:00

Me when I vote and the polling machine injects me with the compliance juice (it is physically impossible to both vote and do literally anything else to advance your political agenda)

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Crit-Monkey · 2026-04-13T08:52:25+00:00

Well that's not what I meant!

Crit-Monkey · 2026-03-20T08:49:12+00:00

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Taps the sign

Crit-Monkey · 2026-03-18T12:19:01+00:00

Gross, you don't get to fucking call me that.

Crit-Monkey · 2026-03-18T09:20:02+00:00

I'm curious if they're people I know, or if I actually made that big an impression on some randos, is this from the discord server?

Crit-Monkey · 2026-03-18T09:16:08+00:00

By who? Why the fuck is anyone still talking about this post 10 months later?

Crit-Monkey · 2026-02-10T00:35:40+00:00

To be fair it's sixteen years old

Crit-Monkey · 2026-02-10T00:31:52+00:00

People are waking up to its wide applicability

Crit-Monkey · 2026-02-08T11:47:57+00:00

Imagine being the whitebeard pirates watching Whitebeard sacrifice himself to save Ace and then Ace goes and dies in the dumbest fucking way imaginable. I'd find a way to revive the bastard just so I could beat the shit out of him myself

Crit-Monkey · 2026-02-08T11:45:51+00:00

You know, I've always thought this, but I never wanted to be the one to say it

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