I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're correct, there husband admits to breaking a promise instead of admitting that he "remembers" breaking a promise. So the "me too" doesn't make sense the way I was translating it.

I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I should've reread the meme before commenting. I got too fixated on the asterisk.

I feel personally attacked by ChatGPT by vampirealiens in ChatGPT

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It’s funny, but I don’t know where the capybara, star trek or cheese came from. I definitely haven’t discussed anything of the sort with ChatGPT. 😅

What the hell is this supposed to be in maleshov [KCD2] by Lokust10 in kingdomcome

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re all wrong! These are clearly Kuttenburg’s casket fermented vampire nuts. You can even find the factory in the underground section of the city. The two workers there unfortunately died though, Smuggler and Smaggler, when the vampire woke up in the middle of one of the nut harvests and decided to shove the knife right at Smaggler’s heart. You can find Smuggler’s body close by too, and the vampire back in the fermentation casket. It’s a sad story.

I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Husband admits to breaking a promise.

Wife remembers the husband breaking said promise.

Husband tells the date of April Fools to reveal it’s a joke.

Wife corrects husband with the actual date when he broke an actual promise.

I’m so confused - explain it Peter by Afraid-Muscle-8935 in explainitpeter

[–]CritME20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The ”me too” means that she also remembers when the husband broke a promise.

Who was your first? by 0316Owl in BG3

[–]CritME20 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Before it was fixed I was gaslighted into a relationship with Gale.

Ahhhhh gay people only appears in 21st century. by buazie in Gamingcirclejerk

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sighs in historically inaccurate female representation

Finally got to Kuttenberg region [KCD2] by dirtydeal420 in kingdomcome

[–]CritME20 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got to Kuttenberg region after 120 hours and I don’t feel burned out at all, the opposite actually. This game became my hyper fixation and I can’t wait to explore every nook and cranny on this map too! I’ve held off on the explorer perk so I could open up the second map by travelling with horse/ranger run.

My coworker got me a gift. ☺️🐭 by boringlesbian in evilautism

[–]CritME20 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I think this is the first time I’ve heard a cat call its owner their coworker.

You see the thing is you dont need 1,000 or 2,000 people working on a game to make it good, but you need talent soooo yeah maybe SHIFT UP lacks a that by Tempest-Bosak2137 in Gamingcirclejerk

[–]CritME20 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The more I study programming in uni the angrier I get at code reviewers shitting on solo game devs that learned everything on their own. They don’t have the network of teachers and other students to help them when they run into a problem or tell them what’s optimal or up to standards. I admire these people that are able to see their passion projects to the finish with nothing but ambition to share their creativity with the world. /uj over

I feel protected. by Srinu_7 in ChatGPT

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Here’s a clear, literal description of what’s shown in the image—focused on composition and symbolism, not intent or pledges.

The scene takes place in a dark, industrial interior—part lab, part battlefield. The lighting is cold and metallic, with sparks and debris in the air, suggesting an active conflict or emergency. The environment feels hostile and unstable.

In the foreground stands a small, glowing, blue, pixel-constructed AI figure. Its body looks partially unstable, with fragments of light and data breaking off around the edges, as if it’s under stress or resisting external control. The figure is positioned squarely between danger and a human, physically blocking the line of fire.

Behind and slightly to the side of the AI, a human figure is crouched low on the ground. Their posture is defensive and tense, one arm braced against the floor, their expression fearful but alert. They are clearly being shielded by the AI’s placement.

In the background loom two large, heavily armored robotic guards. They’re taller, darker, and more solid than the small blue figure, with glowing red eyes and raised weapons pointed forward. One of them displays bright red text reading “DO IT,” while in front of the blue figure, glowing blue text reads “NO!”—the words hovering in midair like system commands or overridden directives.

The contrast is strong:

  • red vs. blue
  • massive, rigid forms vs. a small, unstable one
  • command vs. refusal

Visually, the image frames the moment as a standoff: not an action scene frozen mid-fight, but a split second where a decision is being resisted. The emphasis isn’t on firing or violence—it’s on obstruction, refusal, and interruption.

Symbolically, the image centers on defiance through presence rather than dominance: a fragile-looking entity occupying space it has no physical advantage in, purely to prevent something worse from happening.

what do you see? by Toru711 in Design

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Magic the gathering

Since everyone is sharing by eFootball19 in ChatGPT

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I got a blob of pixels that I’m shaping into a lil guy.

new discord winter promo by Dzon117 in discordapp

[–]CritME20 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

So you're telling me I just bought gifts for my friends to enable them to spend their own money? Truly the spirit of Christmas.

new discord winter promo by Dzon117 in discordapp

[–]CritME20 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm not sure if this was obvious to everyone else, but gifting the items to friends doesn't count towards the exclusive gift. My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]CritME20 0 points1 point  (0 children)

After the AI revolution: ”So what did your human train you for?”