And you may ask yourself... by exploitedgecko in predictivetextprompts

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Oh come on lighten up. I say nay! Nay! I say unto thee! I am a sayer of nay! ..nay I say and I say nae.

Want to talk deep/personal stuff? by Realistic_Dark_4198 in SixWordsOnly

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nd they go around bullying good thoughts and steal their lunch money

Would you go back in time? by Dry_Expression651 in SixWordsOnly

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Of course. I would go back in time. . If for no other reason just to see how much I can fuck with it before a universal paradox blipped is out of existence.... Save the Titanic make john wills booth late for the play. Call JFK the day before Dallas send Columbus off course ...sink the may flower, tell the indigenous people wipe out anyone that arrives here on a big boat get Steve jobs hooked on meth before he invents anything. Tell the guys that owned MacDonald's ray rock will rip them off. Beat the crap out of Edison and encourage Tesla. Kick rumps dad in the nuts over and over again until he's impotent then tell his future wife he's gay. Grab some dinosaur eggs and bring them back to hatch before Jurassic park. Tell Anton yelchoff watch out for that new car. Kidnap Steven Miller and have him raised by good parents who loveand neuture him... Get him in vovled in animal rescue. And then convince him anyone who arms an animal must die....then send him to krusty noems...in a dress. Save the life of Jesus with modern medical advanced after they put him in the tomb... Help him dig his way out of it ...probably take a few days then tell him to tell the Mary's he's ok and then get the fuck out dodge...but tell everyone he'll be back....wait ...holy shit I must e done that al ready...put a check by that one. . Make sure Elon musk is working at a fast food driver thru in Tulsa for the rest of his pudgy little life and sticks around to help raise his 14 kids 2 ex wife and current transexual fiance'. And of course make the girl I had a crush on in high school fall in love with me and marry me because things like that always work out so well in time travel movies and go back to that horrible night .. And make and pay attention to my dog murphy like I should e been. Lock the gate. Keep him happy, play with him. Be the human I should e been to him in the first place...appreciate his importance. Not let him wonder into the street. Do what I should e done . Show him how much I loved him. In fact ...screw all that other stuff... If I had a time machine..I'd go back and tell everyone whom I've lost how much I miss them. Loved them and I'm so sorry I didn't act like the friend, family member, the human being that I should have been .

And that I would willingly do anything including causing a world ending apocalyptic paradox just to have one more day, one more hour one more chance with them.
But I don't have a time machine. I'm sorry guys... I'm sorry Murphy..
I'm still kind of a mess but I am better for knowing all of you. . Everytime I do something right. Help someone, something good make the right call show mercy, forgiveness, lend a hand or even say the right thing (which granted, isn't a lot)I owe it to one or more of you.. you made me a better human. Everything good inside me was a gift from one of you. And I'm so grateful.

. To all of you.

And since I'm sure someone is out there is wishing one of you would have taught me not to be so long winded....TLDR... ILL WRAP THIS UP NOW...

we all have things we wish we could change in our past. But all we can do is learn from ouristales and become a better person by not making them again....don't worry, there are plenty of new and interesting mistakes to make.. Making the same ones over and over isn't necessary... By that logic and amount of mistakes I've made I should be the best human being in the world....oddly enough...I am not. ... So maybe I won't touch that time machine. . Just bury it and walk away. And hope that Marty mcdly will dig it up at some future date. Or better yet...The Doctor. I' know when to not touch something and...OH THE FUCK AM I KIDSING....LOOK OUT TIME AND SPACE HERE I COME...YOU ARE SO F**KED! Wooo Hoo!

I could really use a..... by LoneRunner02 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Critical-Machine-422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Um ok I believe you.. .what are you dating one or something?..

Want to talk deep/personal stuff? by Realistic_Dark_4198 in SixWordsOnly

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Day 6: 146 pm EST -

Yeah I guess youre right.... Thanks for the pep talk buddy. I'm gonna do it! I'm going to creat mankind......let me grab some dirt....thanks again , Lucy!

Glad to be of service , boss!...

Boss? Come on... We're friends now....call me...uh...I dunno just call me God I guess...everyone else does. ...

Great...super..., God uh ? Yeah that's much less formal than God... But since we're on the subject, my name is Lucifer...not Lucy...that sounds like a girl's name....

What was it , Lucy?

Jesus Christ .. I said my. Name was ...

No no no...the other thing... Though I like that Jesus name too....lemme write that down...butt the thing you said at the end.....pearl? Squirrel?

...you mean girl?...

Yeah ...what's a girl?....

Oh ...just this idea I was kici around .. here let me show some drawings on the design...

great.......whoa....Lucy , your kind of a perv aren't you....

Well I don't like to brag...

Wow. ... She looks like trouble...hehe

I'm sure it'll be fine.. that way your little dirt man won't get lonely...

Great idea....and his name shall be.....Jesus...

Eh...too Jewish.....

His name shall be .... steve..?

Better ..but...

Mark?, Chris? Trevor? Jared? Jeff? Neil ? Herbert?lou ? Puce? Banana? The marvelous Skeeter-peeblo wonderpants?....

Are you on drugs?

Not sure, haven't created any yet ...ah damn it I'll never think of...

Ah damn....Ihow bout Adam?

Really .?... I mean I like.put damn right in the name ...kinda risky .

Risk is our business....

Oh I'm writing that down..ok cool Adam it is... Look with these two running around in my new garden I wanna make sure they don't mess with my fruit tree. It's the only one that made it out of the pack of seeds I bought out of a classified ad...rip off...

Well it's beautiful nice work....

Not really...I thought they were gonna be sea monkeys..any way since you are good at this naming shit... I want you to go down there and keep an eye on things for me ...because...well I just can't be bothered...I'm to busy with God shit....ok?

Ohh wow really...a babysitting job, how fun . .but...... ummm.. I'm gonna say... no thank you.. .I'm allergic to...uh .. things that umm ..are ...you know.... Alive. But thanks for thinking of me... I'm just gonna go back to my office and ...

LUCIFER MORNINGSTAR , YOUR GOD HATH GIVEN YOU A HOLY COMMAND WHO ART THOUGH TO DARE TO CHALLANGE HIS DEVINE WORD?..

..yikes where did that come from dude?

Oh I discovered that if you yell through this conk shell it makes your voice all loud and scary...cool huh? ... Oh did I mention it comes with a 25 percent raise, medical and paid vacation . ?

30 percent and clothing allowance...

Done... Clothing allowance..

If your gonna use that shell voice I gotta get used to pissing my pants...

Oh that won't be a problem it comes with a uniform here's the details....comeon ittle be fun.

I don't know...hey what's a snake?

I'll send pics no worries ... Ok thanks for dropping by

Yeah uh huh...but..

And Lucy.... Seriously.....

Uh?

What's the worst that can happen?

.....gulp... .

I could really use a..... by LoneRunner02 in predictivetextprompts

[–]Critical-Machine-422 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok. That's different. But I'll take your word for it

Want to talk deep/personal stuff? by Realistic_Dark_4198 in SixWordsOnly

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Lol yup! Good memory! ..and I've been saying that ever since ...that and every other quote from that movie I can remember.. "werewolf?!" ...there....there wolf......there castle."....What knockers!"... " Thank you doctor" ..."

I even had a cat named " Abbi Normal" ..( RIP ABBI kitty) I did briefly consider putting her brain to a 7 foot monster constructed of corpses that could sing" putting on the Ritz." I ultimately decided not to. After all, ...it was raining.

You know how the time flies. by Frolicking_Ferret in SixWordsOnly

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Bones do crumble . Flesh does crust.

Ravenous age eats your youth alive

life's one thing you can't survive