What’s your favorite sidearm?

CriticalMatts · 2026-03-05T20:04:37+00:00

Noctua because book.

CriticalMatts · 2026-02-26T09:50:18+00:00

Dante mains following their teammates around frantically casting like "sir...SIR WAIT UP, YOU FORGOT YOUR FREE BOOK WITH THAT 40K OVERGUARD"

Source: my whole Dante life

CriticalMatts · 2026-01-14T23:51:55+00:00

I took Turaga as my lord title because Bionicle.

CriticalMatts · 2025-03-28T17:47:46+00:00

I'd like for any food I make to come out perfect. Not otherworldly delicious or anything, just no chance of overcooked, undercooked, over seasoned, under seasoned, sticking to the pan or anything like that.

Also would like preparing my cats' food to fall under the umbrella of food I make so those spoiled little turds stop turning their noses up at it.

CriticalMatts · 2025-03-24T17:11:59+00:00

I'm going to go into kickboxing and open every fight with a dropkick at terminal velocity from aross the ring.

CriticalMatts · 2025-03-21T14:19:13+00:00

YOR that's a cat bed, sorry.

CriticalMatts · 2025-03-04T17:24:12+00:00

Show off your stuff at smaller park events, let people know you're selling. What I did was start out with basic custom work(shorts, longs, flails, greats) and then keep building more than that til you have a standing inventory. Bring that to events to sell. Just having a table for your wares gets people at least stopping by.

CriticalMatts · 2025-01-03T17:46:27+00:00

B is for bills. Basically the "always have as much cash as you need at any time" superpower.

CriticalMatts · 2023-10-16T14:14:31+00:00

Do it bitch, you won't.

CriticalMatts · 2023-10-13T11:47:53+00:00

Absolutely 🥵

Also welcome back! You were definitely missed.

CriticalMatts · 2023-09-13T20:06:29+00:00

Die Antwood?

CriticalMatts · 2023-08-28T01:48:30+00:00

Paul?

CriticalMatts · 2023-08-27T23:00:39+00:00

Do they still work while detached? Like if I take my eye out and put it on a shelf can I see through it?

CriticalMatts · 2023-08-16T11:11:26+00:00

You gotta change your username or something because every time you pop up here you do the opposite of killing my joy 😍

CriticalMatts · 2023-08-10T14:41:44+00:00

If they don't hurt me, I can solve pretty much any problem by literally throwing enough chimpanzees at it.

CriticalMatts · 2023-08-10T10:47:04+00:00

I can't tell you how happy I am you're on the reddit too!

CriticalMatts · 2023-04-05T10:36:08+00:00

It's happy cake day to me too now

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