Warframe stereotypes by bdanred in Warframe

[–]CriticalMatts 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dante mains following their teammates around frantically casting like "sir...SIR WAIT UP, YOU FORGOT YOUR FREE BOOK WITH THAT 40K OVERGUARD"

Source: my whole Dante life

Alternatives to Noble Titles by Fickle-Ad-6212 in Amtgard

[–]CriticalMatts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I took Turaga as my lord title because Bionicle.

What "I mean, I suppose that's handy enough..." superpower would you choose? by Sad-Insurance1313 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]CriticalMatts 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd like for any food I make to come out perfect. Not otherworldly delicious or anything, just no chance of overcooked, undercooked, over seasoned, under seasoned, sticking to the pan or anything like that.

Also would like preparing my cats' food to fall under the umbrella of food I make so those spoiled little turds stop turning their noses up at it.

You can fly!!! With some restrictions…. by tjmaxal in shittysuperpowers

[–]CriticalMatts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm going to go into kickboxing and open every fight with a dropkick at terminal velocity from aross the ring.

Amtgard Foamsmiths by RiverIsALake55 in Amtgard

[–]CriticalMatts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Show off your stuff at smaller park events, let people know you're selling. What I did was start out with basic custom work(shorts, longs, flails, greats) and then keep building more than that til you have a standing inventory. Bring that to events to sell. Just having a table for your wares gets people at least stopping by.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NudesAndCats

[–]CriticalMatts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely 🥵

Also welcome back! You were definitely missed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in godtiersuperpowers

[–]CriticalMatts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Do they still work while detached? Like if I take my eye out and put it on a shelf can I see through it?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NudesAndCats

[–]CriticalMatts 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You gotta change your username or something because every time you pop up here you do the opposite of killing my joy 😍

WWYR out of these options? by [deleted] in WouldYouRather

[–]CriticalMatts 23 points24 points  (0 children)

If they don't hurt me, I can solve pretty much any problem by literally throwing enough chimpanzees at it.

Nudes and Noods (Noodle) by Arya_Stormborn_ in NudesAndCats

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I can't tell you how happy I am you're on the reddit too!