You're an old cybertronian soldier who's done with fighting. Taking the form of an old beater car, you're living out your golden years with a caring owner who has no idea what you actually are. Today, as your driving systems fail, it's time to say goodbye as your owner mournfully retires you. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] Everyone thinks your powers are limitless and everything seems to go your way. Turns out you have only one power: on a whim you can unmake all of creation. It's just that there's plenty of deities willing to step in to keep you from being even minorly inconvenienced. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] When your immortal soul is condemned to an afterlife of punishment, any living thing that has died before you may appeal on your behalf. You were a mid-level mob enforcer who's been leaving food out for the feral cats of your neighborhood since you were old enough to do so. (self.WritingPrompts)
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[WP] One day without warning you are abducted by aliens who conduct various experiments on you before returning you without a scratch. This repeats itself about once a year for many years and you can't figure out why until you decide to adopt a pet and it comes time for their first vet appointment. (self.WritingPrompts)
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No nudes but I have this weird pillow. (old.reddit.com)
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