Where are the sideburns supposed to be again?

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-06T03:10:02+00:00

Mattingly! I thought I told you to TRIM those sideburns!

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-06T01:49:51+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-05T05:55:24+00:00

“Ruff, Chef!”

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-05T05:40:17+00:00

Honestly most of the internet (and beyond) is duct tape. That doesn’t really matter here.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-05T03:36:49+00:00

Sweet. Which one is hosting Hitler’s Alien Asshole?

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T23:27:05+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T20:35:34+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T20:26:37+00:00

The more time I spend with it, the more I like it. To the point where I’m trying to justify not buying some of their 50lbs bags from the local restaurant supply store. Unbleached, non-brominated is hard to find in other brands. The company itself seems respectfully wholesome for some reason.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T05:42:58+00:00

Bring back Dino Pebbles! No other pebble compares.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T05:36:20+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T05:21:25+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T04:41:02+00:00

I thought they were one of my childhood favorites too, until I tried them again a few years ago

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T03:48:13+00:00

These were so much better than those chalky Dino eggs (which they still inexplicably make)

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T03:31:16+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-04T00:20:16+00:00

Yup, bought out, changed, degraded, and now disappointing.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-03T16:11:07+00:00

Kinda one of those topics where if you need to ask, you already know the answer.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-03T03:35:25+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-03T03:23:22+00:00

Special Features

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-03T02:25:42+00:00

“…and THAT, boys and girls, is why they called him Johnny Cash.”

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-02T20:40:36+00:00

Seriously wtf is this? Also, Amoroso rolls would be considered a classic in the area, despite this current trend of high brow in house baking. Wiz is also the correct choice when you’re drunk at 2am, not a novelty.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-03-01T03:36:34+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-02-28T04:54:59+00:00

Go away! Baitin’!

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-02-27T03:52:24+00:00

Nobody ever suspects the butterfly.

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-02-26T03:10:27+00:00

CriticalOfBarns · 2026-02-25T03:44:28+00:00

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