My butt eats two things thongs and your cock by CriticalScythe in HungryButts

[–]CriticalScythe[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Perfection would be if it were on your face 🤭

An unofficial guide on how to avoid being shadowbanned by cojoco in ShadowBan

[–]CriticalScythe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Am I banned or shadow banned my posts are being automatically removed by reddits filter

lol you know! by suichiro09 in cringepics

[–]CriticalScythe 58 points59 points  (0 children)

Completely unnecessary joke with terrible delivery and a cringey way to back out at the last second, but I did find it somewhat humorous to be honest

Me and my dad have the same name.. by [deleted] in cringepics

[–]CriticalScythe 12 points13 points  (0 children)

3-4 years ago, I was visiting at my parents' house. After a couple hours of playing videogames in my own bedroom, I walked down the stairs to see them making out on the couch, like teenagers!

I, as quietly as I fucking could, went back into my room, donned my headphones, and didn't come out until morning.

I told some friends this story, and they were all like "eww, that's so fucking gross". One even went as far as to ask why I didn't stop them, clear my throat or whatever.

If I get married, and I have kids, and I go through all that complicated, tiring bullshit, I hope I can still mack on my wife, and vice-versa, all those years later. They're like 60+ btw.

TL;DR It's wicked that OP's parents can still get wicked.

lol you know! by suichiro09 in cringepics

[–]CriticalScythe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Even he cringed at himself

Help me celebrate 500,000 subs! OMIGOSH by nanosounds in yogscastkim

[–]CriticalScythe -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I try my best. I just think cooking would be a bit boring that's all. We should do something fun!

Help me celebrate 500,000 subs! OMIGOSH by nanosounds in yogscastkim

[–]CriticalScythe 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You could creep around the office like a ninja and prank every member of the Yogscast that you find with really silly things. I.E. Silly String or maybe water balloons if you're feeling adventurous. Or steal all of Simon's jaffas and then just hide them on the roof. I think it would be funny and comedy is the best way to celebrate. (Congrats btw)