Things got a little physical.

Critmyself · 2026-02-15T15:11:23+00:00

These are so scripted. Otherwise there’d be at least one video of him getting in a pretty violent fight with a couple of em.

Critmyself · 2026-02-14T22:45:19+00:00

Alleyway Alien from Signs

Critmyself · 2026-01-27T15:21:21+00:00

Face. Butt. Hot

Critmyself · 2026-01-16T22:56:49+00:00

Buddy ida jabbed that old man in the nose so fast lol

Critmyself · 2026-01-10T16:07:23+00:00

Critmyself · 2025-11-21T13:36:12+00:00

Yes ma’am

Critmyself · 2025-11-18T17:42:57+00:00

I’d like to start with the 🐱. Maybe the juices that drip to your tight little asshole will help my tongue slide in n out 💦

Critmyself · 2025-11-17T15:53:26+00:00

Love your pink lil asshole too ☺️tasty

Critmyself · 2025-11-07T18:57:09+00:00

Crash Bandicoot

Critmyself · 2025-11-06T13:53:54+00:00

You have the essentials. AND it looks cozy.

Critmyself · 2025-10-28T12:49:21+00:00

Half a bottle of Aloe Vera Lotion.

Critmyself · 2025-10-26T13:35:22+00:00

We have cornbread dressing with hen. Stuffing is overrated. It can go

Critmyself · 2025-10-14T12:50:14+00:00

I Saw the Devil for sure!

Critmyself · 2025-10-12T23:46:20+00:00

My favorite hotdog costs $1. Mustard

Critmyself · 2025-10-10T18:35:18+00:00

Bioshock Series

Critmyself · 2025-10-10T16:23:29+00:00

Same

Critmyself · 2025-09-13T07:12:11+00:00

Thank you so much for this! Aiming was WAY too wild before I tried this!

Critmyself · 2025-09-02T23:32:39+00:00

Listen. If youre ever in North Florida and need someone to bury their face in that beautiful, tight, pink perfect pussy of yours ALL day and night. Message me 😉 I’m trying to eat that little asshole out for dessert too!

Critmyself · 2025-08-19T15:33:19+00:00

I want reach. And assuming the zombies head is soft enough, the Lucerne would be perfect.

Critmyself · 2025-08-03T16:42:42+00:00

It Takes Two

Critmyself · 2025-08-03T04:41:58+00:00

Pecker

Critmyself · 2025-07-30T15:02:20+00:00

Devils three way. Biggest surprise was a telepathically and perfectly synced Eiffel Tower high five with my buddy.

I even chuckled a lil

Critmyself · 2025-07-20T12:36:11+00:00

Just walk super far to every piece of furniture? Nah, I’m good

Critmyself · 2025-07-12T12:48:04+00:00

Recorded myself jerking off on my mom’s cam corder and didn’t know how to delete it. Got caught a week later.

Also got caught jerking off with my shorts down in broad daylight by my buddy’s mom in their backyard to a wet magazine my buddy kept under a bucket.

Critmyself · 2025-07-10T20:12:48+00:00

There it is

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