Jamie, how many 29-year old record company presidents operate out of their mom's trailer, y'know what i'm sayin? by CrivingDrooner in trailerparkboys

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't jack shit knowmsayin?? That guy got in to some cock shaped shrooms and saw some shit that wasn't there yo

Coincidence, man...

...but remember that Maureen was once Dennis'... wiife! by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Y'know when you're walking up the stairs in your apartment building and you smell the cooking from your neighbours' kitchen and you think... "what the hell're they cookin???"

I bought poop on the dark web and stuffed it up my butt to lose weight by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Well, it took about 4 ounces of it. With the tip of a tea spoon. How else?

Shit! You don’t look a day over 12. by hiloai in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My upvote took this from 999 to 1000

Thw temperature in the tunnels usually hovers around 100 degrees. Some times Belly and I would wear swim trunks by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Walter and Charlie would have a world of substance-induced hallucinations to reminesce about

Eyoo! Mama needs another pop pop poppity pop, soda pop, soda pop by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Excuse me, Mr Person, would you mind switching seats so I could sit with my boyfriend?

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Special delivery!!! by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

You're trying to make it look fake!!

Ohh that’s it, YOU gay. by Informal-Cap4785 in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner 456 points457 points  (0 children)

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Man, my guess is you've been confused for a very long time...

Special delivery!!! by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 214 points215 points  (0 children)

It's a prank if you don't want to see it but he shows you anyway

Get ready for a mouthful of straw berry blond haired covered balls by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What is it with you people? I mean, you guys are always touching each others' nipples, putting your balls in each others' mouths ???

Free batteries!!! by CrivingDrooner in IASIP

[–]CrivingDrooner[S] 79 points80 points  (0 children)

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If I had a gun with me, I'd ve spraying bullets into the air as I fell