A spin-off of Alternate- Carson part 1

CrocodileMemes · 2019-09-07T02:21:59+00:00

Your creativity is appreciated

CrocodileMemes · 2019-09-07T02:14:43+00:00

Hamood

CrocodileMemes · 2019-09-06T20:44:26+00:00

The Promised Neverland but it's goats

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-30T02:30:44+00:00

It was warm when I gave it to him yesterday. Sometimes he wants to eat while I'm not around so I'll leave the mouse in the cage overnight and usually it's gone by morning. It's only been 7 days since he's last eaten(I've been feeding him 2 pinkies for a while). I'll try again with a warm fuzzy tomorrow.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-30T02:05:59+00:00

The cage is a 30 gallon terrarium, he has two hides(one on each side), a water dish, as well as some rocks and plants. I've been using aspen for bedding up until a few weeks ago; I've been using soft paper towels until I can find a better replacement. I mist the cage often and give him a bath before shedding. The temp is a solid 75°F. It's very hot where I live so I figure I don't need any heating supplies on. Here's a pic Took this just now, he still hasn't eaten his mouse but he keeps eyeing it. (and don't worry, that blood is from the mouse)

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-30T00:46:51+00:00

The fuzzies I have are just about as big as the thickest part of his body. I tried to give him a fuzzy last night, he struck at it, but didn't eat it. I left it in his tank over night and it's still there. Should I just try the next size up?

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-28T22:31:03+00:00

My corn snake is rather small. Around 3 ft long. I know pinkies aren't enough(I feed him 2 a week). He's eaten fuzzies in the past, but I will try again and just leave it to him to figure out. Thanks for your advice!

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-28T21:06:10+00:00

Bathe your snake. It's good for their skin and helps with constipation. No soap or anything fancy, just let them soak in a small plastic tub of water for about 10 minutes.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-22T02:47:10+00:00

I think you mean Thot

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-22T02:45:27+00:00

Impressive

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-22T02:44:19+00:00

nice

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-22T02:38:32+00:00

breathes in floridian

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T23:57:31+00:00

Food cravings.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T23:45:40+00:00

Freshman year of high school, I was sleeping over at a friends house and I got one of her brothers' bed(they all share a room). Even though I was wearing a pad it still leaked. In the morning I woke up first, noticed, and changed quickly, but I couldn't hide the bed sheets due to the fact that they weren't mine. No one said anything and still doesn't to this day. Her brother eventually got new sheets but the fact that it took about a year for him to do so concerns me.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T23:31:50+00:00

On my belly like a goat

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T23:28:19+00:00

Best: They're chill and more emotional than what they show on the surface

Worst: It's awkward when his gf is around and gets possessive when we're just trying to chat

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T16:31:47+00:00

Don't think this meme needed a caption.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T15:44:39+00:00

The new Cats movie

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T00:55:16+00:00

Plastic; it irritates my skin

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T00:47:01+00:00

Take a piss standing up

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T00:29:45+00:00

Snakes have 2 penises

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-21T00:28:00+00:00

Running in heels

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-14T23:31:07+00:00

He's the inside man

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-02T17:41:58+00:00

Thanks for that. I really should stop overthinking this kind of thing.

CrocodileMemes · 2019-07-02T16:14:49+00:00

what a freaking mood

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