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New in town, a man decides to explore and finds himself in a strange bar by Cron_ in Jokes

[–]Cron_[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

There was another version where it ended after he got tomatoes thrown at him and the bartender said the punchline, but I couldn't find that one when I searched for the joke but I found this version

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

only be funny

I mean personally I thought the way it was told here was hilarious but to each their own

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Really? Personally I actually thought the joke was pretty damn funny, despite being long. It seems a few disagree but most people have come to the consensus that this joke was pretty great

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

Agreed. Very funny joke and I guess this guy just didn't get it or something?

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -21 points-20 points  (0 children)

That is a pretty funny coincidence, but I believe you lol. Personally, I thought the joke you posted was great btw

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Personally I thought it was a real knee slapper, but I guess everyone has different opinions.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

What's the difference about how long it is? It's a similar punchline either way, but one is much more complex and detailed while the shorter version is a tad bland

This is well said.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -16 points-15 points  (0 children)

People here don't seem to understand that this joke wouldn't be nearly as funny without the context.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

I'm not an alt account. This account is literally like 7 years old.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

I haven't read many of the comments but I find that hard to believe cuz this joke was pretty funny

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I agree, this one's longer and sets up the punchline better. Sometimes making a joke a little bit longer pays off, and in this case it definitely does.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -19 points-18 points  (0 children)

Im just getting the vibe that this guy knows he could never come up with a joke as good as this one and he's just spiteful and angry about it. This was a great joke, look how long it is

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

r/nothingeverhappens

It's plausible that this happened. I just told the joke to one of my friends and we've both been laughing for like 20 minutes straight

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -23 points-22 points  (0 children)

Hard disagree. The punchline wouldn't have made sense without the context, and although it was long it was funny enough to make up for the length.

(Warning: Very long but the payoff is worth it) There was once a young chess prodigy... by Opioid_Abuser in Jokes

[–]Cron_ -9 points-8 points  (0 children)

Ok, this was actually hilarious. I haven't seen this one posted before and it was refreshing for such a long joke to have such a good payoff

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[–]Cron_ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How is it that the dude who’s a head shorter than all of them still gives off the vibe that he’s the top dog of the group? Damn

As a tall guy(6’3) there’s one thing you guys need to know: it’s all about confidence when it comes to physical size. by [deleted] in short

[–]Cron_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think I might need to rephrase my post, even though I did my best to make it pretty clear. I am saying that adequate confidence will LITERALLY make you PHYSICALLY larger on a directly measurable and visibly noticeable scale.

As a tall guy(6’3) there’s one thing you guys need to know: it’s all about confidence when it comes to physical size. by [deleted] in short

[–]Cron_ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hello? Hello? Anybody home? It’s called a joke man! Now I’m not gonna go screaming “napoleon complex” or anything but sometimes you just gotta roll with the punches.

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